It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
Had a massive but great day. Pizza, beer and tennis for Friday night chill is hitting the spot.
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🎤 quiet please
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I love how one of the selling points of my phone (which was all the smart “AI” crap, one of which being the ability to transcribe a recording) completely falls apart the moment it’s not an American talking directly into the microphone… I don’t think it’s actually understood anything I’ve tried to use it for, even in person and very clear discussions. But my favourites are trying to record train announcements:
“Now arriving at Berwick [Berrick]” > “now I’m riding ash ferric”
"Next [unintelligible] is Narre Warren station " > “best mattresses marijuana station”
“Berwick [Berrick]” > “Spheric”
And bonus from Sydney: “Saint Peters” became “simp penis”
Train announcements are pretty garbled on good days though? But yeah voice recognition is still pretty bad - struggle with it in my car. Have to try and americanise what I’m saying.
I always used to think “automatic transcription is hard, mistakes are inevitable” until I realised even the most noisy mumbly country-accented American speech gets transcribed basically perfectly on YouTube and other places.
i love that there is a train of the month
Scottish men in voice recognition elevator https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NMS2VnDveP8
Lol that’s my new favourite video… All mine could understand was “11” and what the lift was saying
Here’s how that turned out:
Speaker 1 00:02 What’s
Speaker 2 00:04 The buttons? Hello, then, sold voice recognition technology in us the helmets. Voice
Speaker 3 00:10 Recognition technology. And left. And swollen. Ever tried voice recognition, technology. You know, they’re going to Scottish accents.
Speaker 2 00:21 11.
Speaker 3 00:23 Could you please repeat that?
Speaker 2 00:26 11. 11. 11.
Speaker 3 00:33 Could you please repeat that?
Speaker 2 00:36 11. This idea was us. 11.
Speaker 3 00:50 11 minutes, i’m sorry. Could you please repeat that sign language Johnson. 11. Please speak slowly and clearly smart house. 11. I’m sorry. Could you please repeat that? 11. If you don’t understand a line go away, back, came here in country. Oh, stop talking nerves that we’re back here in country. Can you be racist? Please speak slowly and clearly. 11. 11. 11 11.
Speaker 1 01:48 11. 11. 11.
Speaker 2 01:59 This is a voice activated elevator please state which floor, you would like to go to in a clear and calm manner.
Speaker 3 02:08 Was that common fit? Why is it telling people to be, calm? Because i knew they say, honesty Scottish people would be gone out for months. You have not selected a floor.
Speaker 2 02:20 If you would like to get out of the elevator without a selecting a floor, simply say open the doors, please Please, please. Suck my money. Open the doors. Please, please authentic, please remain calm. Just wait for it to speak. You have not selected a floor. Use again.
Speaker 1 03:07 People out of this guy just gave you a voice and i’m gonna go to latent child free. Going up.
I’ve always had a thing for Ash Ferric.
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One huge cappuccino please, I’m dying from exhaustion lol
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Toast and coffee for me today please.
Oh and peanut butter on top!
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🍞☕️Peanut butter on top of coffee? The taste sensation of 2024.
That would be an interesting mix I have to admit. Nah. Has to be on toast 😊
A chocolate brownie, topped with chocolate mouse, served in a chocolate bowl please. With a big mug of hot chocolate.
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I woke up thinking it was Saturday for a solid 15 minutes. I’m crushed. Something to lift my spirits please
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Strepsils and honey tea please
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My annoyed tonsil silently thanks you
one more day, one more day to go, got next week off w00t w00t gonna do a bunch of repointing
Hot topic of late, tobacco shops!
Another one set alight this time in Point Cook.
Doesn’t seem like this is stopping anytime soon.
Was chatting last night with a REA (social situation) - who reckoned that it was IMPOSSIBLE for a new cig/vape shop to open right now due to skyrocketing insurance costs. Landlords are very very leery about renting to anyone or any corporation that deals in cigs/vapes due to this.
EDIT: forgot to mention - a lot of existing landlords of commercial shops are doing emergency reviews of leases to such shops.Conspiracy theory: this is a completely staged mob/gang rivalry. They’ve realised with the pending crackdown on e-cigs, their business model will soon becoke unprofitable. They’re mimicking algang warfare in order to cash out on their insurance and move out the business into something more standard and wholesome, like cocaine
I’m awake way too early but I guess I need to start resetting my internal clock back for work.
Tradies are over today installing solar panels, ironically on a cloudy and maybe rainy day and they actually arrived early and on time at 7:30am. 😢 😴
Going to also lose power for a few hours too. I pray it’ll happen after the test cricket is done today.
I dropped off the sample and paid, hopefully it’s usable.
I feel so awkward around people and going outside these days. The Uber driver small talk script seems to be working ok, but it’s not exactly sparkling. And then there’s dodging the genuinely cooked neighbours 😬
First run in my new runners this morning. Got a pb. Felt like I was running on cushions.
A friend has give us some home-brew to try. Today is that day. It occurred to me that of the hundreds of glasses I own, I don’t have any beer glasses. I will have to slum it and use high ballers.
Kmart or Big W generally have 6 packs of beer glasses.
Brandy snifters and tulip wine glasses can work too…and look classy as fuck
Great idea! Brandy snifters are ideal for flavourful home brew beers, as are other balloons. The shape reduces acidity.
straight sided or flutes for lagers and pilseners
now I’m wondering if anywhere around here sells fruit lambics, they are delicous on hot days
I have had some less than ideal experiences with home brewed beers. Concentrating their smell and flavour would have been disastrous.
I’m just hoping it doesn’t give me the runs 🤞
if you’re SE grape & grain do and deliver.
I’ve got both those but I think I’ll stick with the high ballers so I can get a good head on it.
yum 👍
I almost thought you were talking about coffee then I remember, nah, it’s beer!
I have this odd glass I was given awhile ago with indent of a bottle so you could tip it in the glass by flipping it after placing the cup on top.
Haven’t used it though.
Miss Seagoon bought me some chocolate in Thailand.
Yellow curry flavoured chocolate. It was revolting.
Why does this even exist?
I can believe it.
Someone brought in Durian chocolate into work.
Most people didn’t know what a durian was but my parents used to eat them and they were revolting.
People got quite the surprise when they tried to eat the chocolate.
Chilli chocolate is a thing too.
Chilli choc is fantastic, I’m dubious about the garlic etc for curry
Eww. It would’ve tasted like vomit.
I have been banned from Reddit. 1st time with my seagoon, 4th time including all reddit accounts
apparently calling out hate speech and racist lies is now abuse
But I am not surprised, the troll armies have been brigading on other sites to get posts and people banned
On the r/Melbourne or a different sub? r/Melbourne is dogshit at the moment, so many trolls and right-wing nutjobs crawling all over it.
Someone on reddit dt copied my it’s Friday, Friday message. Coincidence or lurker? Lol.
There’s probably a bunch of lurkers who never made accounts. It’s like reading r/australia, you just can’t comment.
They can’t be stealing content from the little guys. But really I don’t give a shit. 😂
I reckon there’s a few lurkers though that just don’t know how to navigate lemmy.
I saw both the Friday messages and was wondering if it was some weird coincidence or not. I actually replied to the reddit one before I saw yours.
But now that i know THE TRUTH, my reply to the Reddit one shall be duly deleted COZ THAT’LL SHOW EM the plagiarising pricks! =)
Thank you for your loyalty. Here’s a stamp :) if you collect 600 of those you get something for half price.
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So many weeds 😫
Been waiting for a non windy non wet day to spray weeds again… plus endless lawn mowing. Neighbours not doing weed control so I’m getting their weeds sprouting in my property.
Finally, I can see these on Lemmy.ml again. I think the federation issues were stopping any posts from coming over. Good to have this back!
Really enjoying the cooler weather. Unfriendly reminder that loft beds only sound like a good idea and that you’re in for a world of suck if you can’t get air circulating up there.
Crisis averted. I found some temporary beer glasses
Never ever give up hope.
Improvise, Adapt, Drink
I’m a survivor.