Mexican American War 2: Electric Boogaloo
This guy, along with his counterparts, are going to ruin America hard.
That’s why Putin bought him.
Mexico? Do you mean South Texas?
Texas? You mean North Mexico?
No, if that were the case it would be called Coahuila y Tejas like it was before Antonio López de Santa Anna (spit on the ground) lost it.
With the respect, the Trump team failed to invade the US Capitol when they controlled it’s defense apparatus, they are more likely to kill themselves than succeed in any ground invasion.
They forgot to bring guns. Total noob mistake
This way they can deport all the Mexicans and still use them as cheap labour
Trump has reportedly been gathering “battle plans” to attack drug cartels in Mexico since early 2023, with or without Mexico’s permission.
One source close to Trump told Rolling Stone about a plan for a “soft” invasion of the country, in which U.S. special forces would assassinate cartel leaders covertly
Sounds accurate. He thinks things work like 80s action movies. He probably literally got mad when they told him Rambo was a fictional character, so they had to force some guy to legally change his name to Rambo so Trump would be happy.
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Lol that’s incredible. Never seen it before, thanks.
“Breaking news: Invasion of Mexico halted by huge wall Trump built last term and then completely forgot about.”
Haven’t we already demonstrated that we can’t successfully hold a mountainous desert against the will of its population in the modern era?
So, this is what you do to your #1trade partner
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Level 100% tarrifs on their goods
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dump millions of deportees on them
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invade them with military
IDK about you, but to me it sounds a little counter productive
What you were expecting a productive presidency this time around?
They’ll sure produce a lot of bullshit lies.
“The only thing trump can produce on a counter is E Coli! The BEST E Coli! HahaHAH, stupid Libs!!!”
- trump, probably. (Never trust a person that speaks in 3rd person.)
Never trust a person that speaks in 3rd person.
Every time I see donvict the dipshit talking about himself in the third person I think of that idiot character The Jimmy in that Seinfeld episode…
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And Americans were dumb enough to think this asshole was the anti-war candidate
It’s not “war” to them. I struggle to find a MAGA way to spin it, but it will be spun as something patriotic.
Look at how the Russian invasion of Ukraine was sold to Russians. That’s how it will be sold to us. Those cartels are some scary motherfuckers. Legit.
There are a lot of folks who would welcome the idea of if Mexico can’t handle them, we will.
The embargo’s would destroy us.
“Special Military Operation” is the current popular term I believe /s
You didn’t need the sarcasm tag.
It’s “patriotic” because they’re protecting America from the drug lords and criminals obviously and thank god trump is the first president with balls to do it /s sarcasm please don’t kill me
As they sip down their alcoholic caffeinated sugar beverage
No, I’m pretty sure this is what they wanted.
It’s not a war, it’s a special military operation.
They’re going to use the Palestine strategy aren’t they?
“Oh there are drug cartels hiding in this hospital! Drug labs in this school! We need to bomb it! Humanitarian aid workers? They’re actually Hamas double agents! We mean drug cartels or whatever.”
We tend to just say weapons of mass destruction
That’s so retro tho
Does Mexico have a lot of oil? That’s always reason to go “install democracy”.
We do but we already give it to the US for free.
Canada has a lot of oil. Expensive, dirty, soon to be useless oil.
Given the level of expertise in the trump regime, this can only possibly end with mexico reclaiming texas. I hope they rename it Alamonia. To remember.
Given they find Mexico. If I were Canadian I’d make sure all the signs were easily readable.
Remember the Alimony!!!
The aluminium
Would they even want Texas?
I wouldn’t. I’d give it to them… if it were up to me…
I Imagine they’d be very happy with us returning any of the land we conquered from them. Even Texas. That said, if we’re looking to get rid of texas we could just give it back to its native inhabitants. Hell, throw Oklahoma in with it.
Texas is incredibly resource rich, even if the people who live here are generally fuck faces.
Hey, that’s Drunk Fuck Face to you, buddy.
Cheers to that, fellow Texas drunk
So overall, I think mexico does need a third party to fight the cartels. Anyone living in mexico probably has family there. Andcthe cartels have soo much influence that they can get at just about anyone. So a local force just can’t take the country back. Now the current government of mexico can’t willingly let a third party in, because then the cartels would go after them. So something like this where the third party is unhinged enough to do it on it’s own is actually a decent way for it to happen. So let trump start his war on the cartels. It might actually end up as a good thing. The next president can run on ending that war and cooperating with the Mexican government to give them true control of thier country again… because by then, hopefully the cartels are weakened enough to allow the government to win.
This feels like a broken clock is right twice a day kind of thing. He may accidentally bring about a good thing for all the wrong reasons.So I follow your logic… but fuck me if that doesn’t just sound like post hoc justification for invading your next door neighbor in an ultra nationalistic way.
The US created the cartels with their disastrous war on drugs. The solution isn’t invading, it’s ending the failed war!
I know Americans have trouble understanding this, but the solution to most problems isn’t escalating it with another war and bombing the shit out of something.
What happens to all the normal non cartel people caught up in the middle of your drug war?
If this happened in a video game, this is how you’d end up in a bizzaro situation where you’d have Russian bases in Mexico. Trump has bad advisors.
The worst advisors. Truly the worst advisors anyone has ever had, the worst in history! They say my advisors are pretty good, but they lie. My advisors SUCK.
Sorry. I’m tired and doing an off kilter Trump impression just seemed like the thing to do in the moment.
So a “special operation” in Mexico.
