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Which one of the demented old men do you mean? It’s not like any of them were impressive.
And dangerous to all of us.
There’s still some life left in it to be ruined.
Nonsense. This is the American dream. To be a pleasant one for the rich it has to be a nightmare for others.
But the CrisCo leader said so!
Yes Mistress, thank you Mistress 😔
They really decided to deliver the worst of everything, didn’t they?
School shootings make the news and they’re a part of American traditions as well.
At least the bigger ones, the small, weekly events are barely covered.
Me and my sister got encircled once by about ten cows while we wanted to visit our pony which was on the same absurdly big pasture. As they closed in, our little Shetland pony raced in to our rescue and showed them who’s boss in seconds. That was surprising in multiple ways. Especially as I didn’t expect ponies to be that protective to their scratch givers.
I hope your dog was able to overcome the trauma with time and therapy 😅
Me as a kid: running away from a curious cow
The cow, running behind me: “wait, I want to check you out! What are we running away from anyways?”
And not a slap to the wrist. They caused a lot more harm than Joe from the neighborhood who got caught with an ounce of weed before it was legalized, but they get away with it. Again and again.
Fuck greedy corporations
The eulachon (/ju:ləkon/ (Thaleichthys pacificus), also spelled oolichan /'u:lika:n/, ooligan /'u:ligən/, hooligan /'hu:ligən/), or the candlefish
Hooligan fish. Ok.
Every time I see his corrupt face I hope it made the frontpage because he stepped down, slipped and broke his neck or whatever.
Disappointed once more.
Na sorry, there’s another one above the others. Ex-president appointed judge-justice.
Oh that reminds me… I’ve bought the affinity suite some days ago and forgot to install. They have a massive price reduction at the moment to fish in Adobe’s muddy waters for disgruntled customers.
Make it a comic then