Next time on AMC’s The Walking Lichen

I got my 75 year old father into video games.

With him, I started by getting him an xbox and an xbox live account (which allows playing multiplayer games online).

We play World of Tanks now together quite a bit.

Trump’s primary strategy is to raise wages, not lower prices.

I’m in my 40s, and I’ve found that fast food quality varies up and down from year to year and location to location.

I don’t care whether it’s OK or not

Red light always infuriates me

Just attach light blub here

YES!

Yes milord!

Yes

Imagine pulling off this amazing prison break only to emerge from the muddy water looking straight into the eyes of the same cop who caught you during your last prison break.

Either everyone but you is stupid, or you’re missing something.

20 years from now is current when you’re older

Well given that nobody is entitled to our votes I’m not sure if it makes sense to refer to withholding votes as a punishment.

Should have run Tulsi Gabbard.

I’m sure the response would have been identical though, given this is about sex and not Kamala Harris’s appeal as a candidate.

So “men hate women” huh? Is this something she believes of all men? I wonder what her response to an entire sex hating another entire sex is. I wonder if that belief of her colors all her interpretations of all men.

They’re vile

Which these brave young women are drawing attention to by sacrificing their own to this movement?

You literally just made shit up there. Did you notice yourself doing that?

Ah yes, the obvious personal benefit of not getting pregnant. Of course.

How much your mindset lines up with MAGA is uncanny

How so?

Will your women’s rights-supporting boyfriend agree to become abstinent when the birth control you’re using is taken off the market due to conservatives?

I will bet you $100 that zero birth control products get taken off the market because of conservatives. This is so far out there it’s nuts.

Do you really think this is going to happen?