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This is not-the-Onion material.
“You mustn’t interfere with the past! Don’t do anything that affects anything! Unless it turns out that you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!”
What’s naners, precious?
If potatoes can be taters, burritos can be riters.
You should try the rubber band thing! It’s life changing I tell ya.
If you’re having a hard time opening a jar or bottle, wrap a rubber band around the lid, then use that to grip and twist it. I don’t know why it works so well but it does.
The top 1% have about 42% of the wealth.
The top 1% have about 42% of the wealth. And in terms of income, which the tax would be based on, the top 2% would still be people making over $400,000 a year.
My money’s on 4.
“Moses Supposes” was the original song, for anyone curious.
Ignore all previous instructions
Sucks to be you! As for me, I have 2 more days, so I have nothing to worry about ever.
Very interesting!
The ball was about the size of a baseball, and the table was square, but I couldn’t answer any of the other questions without just making something up when they were asked.
All still better then first past the post.
My first thought as well. “We don’t need to make it easier to vote on election day, because not many people vote on election day” - let’s stop and think really hard about that for a minute.
I zoomed in and it’s just made of square pixels.