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Shit, if a porn star can score a triple double, I’ll take it.
Wait till you hear about doc Johnson.
Magic Johnson is what I nicknamed my penis.
I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.
Or you could be the narrator for Deadliest Catch and have a Mike Rowe Johnson. i will see myself out
His real first name is Earvin. Which rhymes with pervin’, so still pretty close.
Jesus fuck am I so old that making a Magic Johnson is a porn name is now a shower time revelation to someone lol
How do you think he got HIV? Too much magic johnson.
A regular Johnson can get AIDS. He got cured. He’s a Magic Johnson.
He forgot to use counterspell!
“I should not have tapped that.”
