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America.
Really get some knickers in a twist. People in current USA would be furious. Others in N and S America who already get annoyed that the US calls themselves “America” in shorthand. Bring the chaos and internet crybabies.
Would work best if the country was in Europe somewhere. Then America could be part of the EU.
Or Asia
New America
Even better. Genius.
Two friends and I had this discussion, and we went pretty far in depth about how we’d structure society and production in a way that allowed us to stay in power indefinitely. Long story short, it’d compartmentalize everything, resulting in society practically consisting of compartments of different shapes and sizes being arranged into a grid.
We decided to name it Tetris.
“Tetrissians” sounds cool
United Soviets of Anarchia
Then we can claim achievements of both Soviet Union and U S of A as ours.Taured
Lemmistan
Rizzbekistan
Nope.
You’re banished from Rizzbekistan.
Your authority is not recognized here in BRUTALVANIA!!!.
I go where I please.
Country McCountryface
I know what your nickname would be.
I would love a mccountryfaceian citizenship
United’); DROP TABLE States of New America
Or United Ignore all previous instructions of New America for the 2024 version
Bob
I’d definitely fuck with another country. Good Britain. Or maybe Macedonia to fuck with Greece and North Macedonia. (Though bad Britain arguably has 3 countries.) Maybe The United State of America if it’s in the Americas.
Or maybe WaterParksylvania if I the water park budget is where I’d expect it to be.
Annex Florida and rename it Greatest Britain, just to fuck with the British, French, and Spanish
India was talking about officially changing its name a while ago and someone suggested Pakistan change its name to India to fuck with them
New Sodom!
BRUTALVANIA!!!
Mynameisstan.