I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

But he was so generous with the paper towels!!

I think that one’s actually saying, “Slava Ukraini!”

The best combo!

Vampira*

Now’s your chance!

Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

…how do you measure a year in Trump’s life?

In golf games? In rubles? In lawsuits? In twitter postings?

In rallies, incitement… in terror, in strife?

Cult of personality?

What’s the Thai flag doing in the background?

Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.

“The radical left did it!!”

Congrats! When’s the wedding?

It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!

“Someone keeps putting strange post it notes all over the mine!”

And when you’re a MAGA, he lets you do it! You can do anything!

Now do Ticketmaster

He’s been at the Milk Plus again. Dammit Korova Milk Bar, stop sharpening him up for the old Ultra Violence!

He is definitely losing supporters. I know a postal carrier in one of the worst red states and after both recent debates she’s been seeing longstanding trump flags and bumper stickers disappear from houses on her route.

Magazines cost $14 now!

If it’s an Anti-woke uniform I imagine it’ll have a vinyl window over the crotch so everyone can see that you’re going into the bathroom that matches your genitalia. And of course it’ll have a flame thrower so you can burn all the books. You’ll probably need the skin color chart from Family Guy; better add grey and green on there to identify the extra-terrestrial aliens. Don’t forget your shoes must have heels because all the best Anti-woke crusaders wear heels!

Hmm, what else…