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Imagine being an adult and repeatedly trying to argue on the internet with a 12 year old.
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This is a really bad take.
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It’s actually mucus.
Willie is a beautiful angel.
Wrong, I’m downloading the latest music on Napster right now.
Clearly not?
You’re just imagining it.
Not every thought I have in the shower is original.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
I always call them Putz because the girl’s head looks like a P.
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Idk, I kinda like systemd.
Are you thinking about the one in The Sandlot, where they swallow chew and go on a carnival ride?