My aunt and uncle have been clearing out some old alcohol they weren’t gonna drink.
There’s buttscotch schnapps, vodka, two bottles of Jaegermeister (one with shit glasses), and some gin (which I have turned into a gin and tonic with cucumber).
Oh, and Kahlua, Sambuca, and Galliano. And my other aunt got me a lovely exxy bottle of wine with glasses as well.
I don’t think I’ll need to buy alcohol for a long while.
Ok. Cum fuck me shots cowboy shots are half butterscotch and Irish cream. Sambuca and Galliano are straight down the hatch…
Cum fuck me shots
'Allo 'allo…what’s all this then eh?
I’ve always known them as Cock Sucking Cowboys. Having flashbacks.
Oh yeah. They’re the ones. Lol
Don’t the cock sucking ones have banana liquor in them? Otherwise they’re just cowboys.
Put the Jager in the freezer and enjoy the bounty of German ingenuity.
Ballarat road’s fucked again. Looks like someone’s flipped a trailer over
Back in the day, before the Deer Park bypass was built, Ballarat road was a freaking nightmare to get on and off the Ring road.
Ring road?
Western Ring Road technically but just the Ring Road to us veterans.
Technically technically the M80 Ring Road
Ok. Technically yes but no one calls it that. Unless you’re a tourist.
ring road is new to me …lol
Ring road is good because it changes names from Western Ring Rd to Metropolitan Ring Rd so you have to know which bit you are talking about. Although there is also a Geelong Ring Rd which can lead to confusion too. Personally I tend to think of it as %Ring Rd, because % is the wildcard function on the work computer system so I always use that to prevent problems with a caller misidentifying which bit they are on.
There’s also a Ballarat ring road, although that’s more of a road than a freeway. Has a massive roundabout though
Classic
Just gonna have a couple of quiet ones tonight. I’m charging the mic just in case an impromptu song wants to burst out of me.
Maybe some drinkies might help you rest better.
Hopefully. I’ve been climbing walls the last couple of days.
Don’t know if you’re able to watch but Aussies playing against Bangladesh right now in the T20 ICC world cup.
I am able to watch. Thanks.
And Cummins gets a Hat Trick!
Wish I could watch it right now, can only during my lunch break today.
Nasty headache. Fuck.
so many hugs
and a cup of tea and a cookie
Thank you ❤️ it’s bed rest today. I think I went too hard at the gym yesterday.
Gym session this evening and had some young dude call me ‘sir’.
I was puzzled until my son informed me that the young bloke was probably scared of me.
Perhaps I should learn to smile more.
grrr
This is when I’m most productive at reading my emails, believe it or not.
Hey, I don’t judge. I’m at my most efficient cleaning self at 2/3am
brrrr
Managed to wake up, but feel really sick. Back to bed for an hour or so. Still a success
Yeah I now wake up every day between 5:30 and 6:30 pretty naturally. I reckon as long as you get up and do some basic wake up thing you can then go back to bed and not wreck the habit. I do that on weekends.
I do that too.
🔥solstice has rounded. May your year be brighter in whatever fashion you need 🔥
I love singing this song and changing the words to make it sound creepy.
https://youtu.be/yQHhqDRn4_c?si=53RiZJTG_0QpCDH1
I am woman who will for your honour. I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of.
Makes it even better with sound effects on the mic.
I know the wrong words to Summer of 69 due to Broadmeadows speed metal band Kurgan’s cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q4pd-fbYIc starts at 11:38.
I grew up in Broady.
Shrieks indicate Boyo has found a spider in the yard. I shall need my cape and hammer.
Winter solstice is here. Brrr. 🥶🥶
Happy solstice!! 🌻
I get real warmed up cooking dinner then eating.
Rang up my mechanic place and they said they’d do the parking light on the opposite side for 20 so that’s 50 all up excluding any extra time due to difficulties.
At this stage I’m hoping to sort it out in a week’s time, hope I’m able to hold out till then.
That sounds pretty reasonable. I paid just over $42 to buy 2 headlight globes at Supercheap (and that was only special) recently.
Ah ok, are you replacing them yourself or getting someone else to do them?
I did it myself. Fortunately in my car it is a bit awkward to reach the globes but not too hard.
Oh that’s fairly lucky, I wish I could have replaced them myself but it seems the price my mechanic was offering isn’t too bad in the end, cheaper than if I went with Supercheap Auto and did it through their Fitting service.
Defs got mild hypothermia slurpee brainfreeze after that sunset solstice swim. Worf it though:
Gorgeous!
Worf it
Qapla’