I’ll choose 3, 5, and 7.
Doesn’t face hair technically include eyebrows
Hmm technically yes. So this will be more of a monkey’s paw type wish granting.
Wow, the estrogen pill is significantly more popular then I thought
Are we, uh…taking this at face value or monkey pawing it? Cause some of those seem great on the surface, though one small twist and that shit becomes a curse.
At least 20 dollars is 20 dollars, worst thing that can happen is it’s fake money and not really 20 dollars.
It can be printed by the Federal Reserve and 100% authentic but that ain’t gonna stop it from being literally fake.
That is true, at the end of the day it is just paper, and if inflation gets bad enough and the US dollar becomes worthless, then that’s all it is, just look at what happened with Venezuela’s money, it’s basically worth nothing now.
It’s not paper. It’s magic Talisman. That’s not money. It’s fucking trick.
One of your loved ones gets in a horrible accident and the 20 dollars is the insurance payout (straight from the original monkey’s paw story)
5, 8, and 9.
1 is entirely useless to me, so is 7 because water is my favorite drink. I do not wish to become a girl so 2 is also out of the question. 5 is useless, because it’s just a tautology. EDIT: I read that wrong (as “people who find you attractive find you attractive”), oops. 4 is only marginally useful, and 3 and 6 could be good but pales in comparison to the rest.
8 is basically a superpower that nobody else has.
9 would give me so much more time to do the things I like doing.
After rereading 5, it’s the best one out of the bunch. I cannot find any romance in my life, and this would get me 99% of the way to fixing this problem.
the black pill is 100% just amphetamine u ain’t slick genie
*Not valid in people with ADHD.
No, its just the threshold for traditional stimulant responses is typically significantly higher than those without the condition, to the point of accute cardiovascular problems.
Yellow is pretty terrible, people don’t look very good without eyebrows.
What are looks compared to the thrill of competitive swimming?
wait there are people who don’t pick 8? what is wrong with y’all? I am more like 8, 8 and 8
Do you have cats? Had have you ever had cats?
There have been times I’ve wanted 8, but only because I wish I could explain to them why, or tell them how much I love them. But I’m also convinced that, like a 4 y/o, you could explain why without them either caring or really understanding, and I’m also pretty sure now I know how to let them know I love them in ways they already understand. And I think I already understand most of what they’re saying. So I feel as if 8 would be a waste.
I lived with domesticated and street cats for most of my childhood. Where I am from is filled with cats basically. It is indeed easy to understand basic stuff but the range of cat characteristics is so varied that I always imagined it would be really fun to be able to talk to them.
Blue, Brown, and Black seem like the obvious 3 best to me.
You can go out on the town and fuck all night because people find you attractive and you don’t need sleep, then you can talk to their cats afterwards.
I’m just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink
All my life I wanted blue ( We’re all sexy here ) but recently my libido has gone through the floor. It’s like I still like I still like cute people but my brain doesn’t know what to do with them, so I pet them like I do my cat.
If you’re a guy then you probably have low testosterone - it happens with age. I do and the injections seriously help it.
Otherwise I have no idea, see your doctor.
why does the estrogen have the beats by dre logo on it
breasts by dre
TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS
TWENTY BUKAROONIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TWENTY O’ DEM BIG ONES
Awwwwh, but I wanted a peanut!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!
Why is $20 even in consideration with the not needing sleep pill. Hell I’d probably choose the not need sleep pill over $20 million. It’s effectivity massively increasing your lifespan, but without making you outlive everyone you know
3, 5, and 9. I don’t want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.
