sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]

Not my problem

I think users should embrace data harvesting and passively run chatGPT powered bots to generate more mindless data

“we will harvest your DNA and put a literal implant into your brain”

Uptown Funk is already a classic dude

That one Fetty Wap song

Despacito

Satrday Snday

Already made my stance on this

every online information space staffed by english muffins will be razed and vandalized by the third world

every fake place name, flora name, animal that was artificially given within the last 200 years will be returned to its historical one
wiggapedia will be full of articles like “Manul” and “Kalpasi” and “Pippali” instead of “Sir waddlington’s cat” and “Xenophylopodotropestrum springmorphidappalixyliae”

every fake CIA/FBI/wignat current events/historical narrative will be de-tunnelvisioned, and rightfully compared with other (usually larger) atrocities. The fake math they use (victims of communism calculations) will also be revealed, and we will not let people forget that they used it.

the entire english language will be decolonized, it won’t matter how many cracker tears there are

WE WILL HAVE 1 BILLION MOUNT DENALIS
THE FIREWALL (of english non-fluency) IS FOR THEIR PROTECTION

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals equals equals equals capital d tilde tilde

not my problem

let 'em cook

my face when they’ve literally hit the “charging for air” stage of capitalism

faster than expected!

Honestly I hope he gets it

and I hope a Muslim immigrant stabs him a week after he’s released

grape wine sucks

there’s more complexity in Shaoxing cooking wine than grape wine

also the best beer I’ve ever had was some artisanal non-alcoholic one, I’ve been trying to find it for 10 years but never succeeded

I can see Craig of the Creek being changing for little kids

was the USSR very low on car infrastructure? I honestly don’t know so I’m asking (I know they had great train stations too)

why do actual communist planned economy nations have such great train stations (and aesthetics in general)

this title is just

i still can’t believe this is real

the geometry of the claims looks oddly specific. Have they discovered something in those areas?

We need to normalize Xi Jinping thought?

But he’s a heckin’ HONEY BEAR!

What about all the other pros of ubuntu?

• uses a cool word from the Zulu language

It does, but it’s also like 1000x more info than the average person knows