On today’s episode of "wtf, isn’t that already illegal? "
Nice carpet you’ve got there… be a shame if someone… barged eggs all over it
What’s the worse that could happen?
Freezer burn yo baby
Both at the same time though, now that’s worth aspiring to
Accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the chest whilst shaving
Less lethal than a gun shot
Melodrama?
Wait till a freezer breaks down
Build it and they will cum
That’s definitely his wanking face
Brain Machine Interface
Hopefully not from Elon Musk but he might well get there first
No, you weren’t
Well, we’ve got to keep your knees warm honey!
Have you seen the price of baked beans lately?
Also I think that airbus are implicated as well but as Boeing are the big bad let’s not worry about that