Mobile phones would be more like teleporting in this analogy

Well now how will I explain that a pregnant dominant species member is not a Martian

Show us the challenge review, show us the mascot relay race, show us the kiss cam.

In the first movie her clothes don’t turn invisible so she takes them off and then becomes visible again

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

So does everyone, thanks Equifax

I declare bankruptcy

So a dollar more than a banana

The San-Ti were more honest about it.

I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

Existential dread

There are too many people for us all to hunt our own meat, and the same amount of farmland that can feed x amount of livestock can feed significantly more people than the livestock would.

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

Workout timer that wants a subscription

I am so tired of strategic voting

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel

Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.