NOT pooping their pants in public …. again, isn’t really an “accomplishment”

It’s was just a prank dude!

Don’t…. don’t give me hope

I haven’t really seen my exact situation & frustration put so perfectly.

I know it’s exhausting, but just reading this helps remind me that I’m not alone.

So just know, you’re not alone.

Jesus.

They really are responsible for the enshittification of the web. So many great ideas that might have actually become something special if they hadn’t been bought, and subsequently shut down by Google.

Or make promises/agreements that are completely out of scope.

“Yes, we are an ice cream company, but we promise to deliver the customer all the hamburger meat needed, at an impossible price”

…. fuckin idiots.

Well this is spectacular!

I always just assumed the “crazy shit for everyone” theory was the case, they just didn’t have the scientific understanding to describe it. 100 years later those crazy descriptions had been analyzed to death.

But I love the Continuing Crazy Adventures of Captain Kirk theory. That one sounds like it is way more fun. Star Fleet is reading these logs and just trying to figure out what to do with Kirk.

That or the system is trying to wake us all up from hyper-sleep by throwing increasingly impossible scenarios at us in order for our brains to wake up naturally.

Except we keep looking at everything and going, “yeah, that makes sense, fuck it” and just not waking up.

The machines are going mad trying to figure us out.

What’s this?!? The consequences of my own action?!? Who would have guessed?!?

This just became a fucking job …