Evil companies pressuring an evil man… equals a positive result?? I’m surprised at the way that math math’ed out

Oh. Looks like I got whoooshed

Not an expert but I believe it’s because they were born 19 years ago

This has the most legendary cameo at the end for the punchline.

Never Stop Never Stopping is super underrated. Can’t believe it’s already 8 years old.

And leasing is a thing

Because satire tends to be lost on conservatives nowadays:

The above comments are SATIRE, meaning we are JOKING and DO NOT bbq, eat, or punt babies, because killing babies is BAD.

And before some smartass points to abortion rights as “killing babies,” well you’ll be shocked to hear that adding restrictions to reproductive care actually INCREASES infant mortality (which means more babies die, which is BAD).

eat… And THEN punt??

YOU CANNOT KILL THE METAL

But really, Jack and Kyle said the D will return last I heard

And remember it has a filter you need to clean once in a while

If you haven’t checked in years homestarrunner.com is pretty much fully functional again thanks to the Ruffle Project

I would happily award comments or posts with lemmy gold or whatever if it actually went to server costs and the like. But the enshittification of reddit and every other major platform has made me wary to spend any money on anything.

I vote Randall Monroe or Derek from Veritasium. Although I would not wish the nonsense that would come with being in a government cabinet position on either of them.

This is more sinister the more you think about it 😅

If the sensor is the same size the lens corrections should be identical. Now if it communicates focal length info into the metadata (on a zoom lens), or any data for that matter, that’s a different issue

TIL the word “interlocutor”

“1. a person who takes part in a dialogue or conversation.”

Just a joke from an insta account that does a lot of these kinds of posts. Just a joke so far…

Not if you use a cheap secondhand B&W Brother laser printer with 3rd party toner that comes out to approx $0.004 a sheet

Uh, username doesn’t check out?? I suppose you could have thawed long ago and had time to adjust to modern life and aquire many pants

Jk I love how you can write like you’ve been put on the spot and need to answer quickly

Oops meant to reply to you, see above comment I linked everything

For anyone who wants context/links

Badger Badger mushroom mushroom: https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI?si=teyMScbRRnZrkC7k

My spoon is too big: https://youtu.be/W7JyjZI3LUM?si=MF3czsTSZhDeoF4_

Charlieeeee: https://youtu.be/CsGYh8AacgY?si=DwkbJGj2Pex4yX-O

It is pretty interesting to see the viral videos of 16+ years ago and how they’re both similar and different to what makes the rounds today. I’m sure there’s video essays and retrospectives that would do a better job of analyzing them than me but I’m just here to link the originals. Cheers.