I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.
Front right pocket: car fob; key ring with house keys, padlock keys, Yubikey, small folding knife
Front left pocket: wallet; flashlight
Right leg pocket 1: personal phone
Right leg pocket 2: pack of gum; loops
Left leg pocket 1: work phone
Left leg pocket 2: Thinket
Front left phone Front right: keys Left rear: wallet Right rear: lube
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Now this is a list I can get behind
Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.
Surely rear middle should be lube.
Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)
If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.
Autumn, winter and spring:
Inner pocket, jacket: wallet, and sometimes phone.
Front right pants pocket, phone.
Front left pants pocket, keys and workphone.
Summer:
Top front right pants pocket, phone and wallet.
Top front left pants pocket, keys.
Right knee pants pocket, TWS earbuds, car keys.
Left knee pants pocket, work phone
Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys
Right: Phone
Front right is wallet and keys front right mini pocket is pixel buds, milwaukee fastback, and file cabinet key. Front left is just my phone. Back right is work badge. Back left is typically where I collect receipts without realizing it. I also have a pen pocket by my right knee which always has a pen
Just phones and keys. You guys bring wallets everywhere?
Phones
How many?
Car-centric infrastructure, baybee! Better have those credentials or you might get shot or imprisoned! Or both!
In the Netherlands, there’s no duty to carry ID with you everywhere you go, but if you happen to be asked to show ID by someone with the authority, you have to, so it’s sort of mandatory in practice because you never know what’ll happen.
I got credentials, just on my phone
Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i’m wearing, i don’t have that many pockets so i don’t fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don’t remember which one, but basically can’t put coins in that. Um. Yeah
Uh, username doesn’t check out?? I suppose you could have thawed long ago and had time to adjust to modern life and aquire many pants
Jk I love how you can write like you’ve been put on the spot and need to answer quickly
Man i’ve have dozens of usernames spanning 15 years but i ALWAYS get comments about my username being funny lmao
Yeah, the key is to add “umm” and “uhh” here and there. Makes it conversational
Front left: phone, wallet, headphones (if it’s cold and I’m wearing a jacket headphones go in the left pocket of that) Front right: keys Back: nothing
Front right - small wallet, minimal key set. Front left - phone.
My wallet only holds 4 cards (id, driver’s licence, health insurance, debit card), sometimes cash (notes, no coins). I just take a couple of keys, for home and office, plus a Darth Vader Lego keychain.
I vape, and I usually just hold that…
If it’s jacket (or hoodie) weather, I keep my vape and keys in a jacket pocket.
When I go to the office, I have my backpack, and I transfer everything in there, except the wallet and phone.
These are all in cargo pants but default is phone front left; small wallet (leather card holder with a zip pocket with a tile in it) front right; keys back zip pocket, but recently I was in another country and did water bottle front top left; phone, large wallet due to cash & book front top left; travelcard and hotel key back zip pocket, passport & 120Ah portable charger front bottom right, coins front bottom right which surprisingly felt just fine so maybe I’m ready to become a suburban dad
Im not wild about stuff in my pockets so I switched to a bandolier. Also nice to not have to swap things over as you swap pants.
Me too. I’ve got several “purses”. Can’t stand much in my pockets.
You mean your European Carry-all?
It’s a satchel. Indiana Jones carries one.
I too prefer to not having anything in my pants pockets. Can’t wait until it get cool enough to wear a light jacket so I can utilize it’s pockets
yeah I do switch to my winter jacket pocket in the winter. You never forget you keys or wallet someplace when its in your jacket and its cold outside.
If your wallet or keys are in your pants, how would you forget your pants???
- Front Left: wallet and keys
- Front Right: phone
- Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
- Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty
I’m pretty much the same but I carry my RPG in my back left for quick access.
Your belt must be strong AF.
Jeans are stronger than fur suits.
I’m an American furry. My fursuit is woven with kevlar and has trauma plates inside.
I thought they all had some trauma inside.
It is possible to be a well-adjusted furry. It’s rare, but it is possible.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a well-adjusted person, just different degrees of masking.
Maybe you should join the furry community then, since they apparently have well-adjusted people. Granted, not very many of them, but that’s still more than the non-furries have.