Defense attorney talking to their client about discovery.
We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, “All rise.” We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn’t nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn’t going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.
Thank you for reigniting my memory of this.
We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down
If you are clueless, like I was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM
She used up his whole color cartridge for this
She signed up the the ink subscription service using his credit card just to print this
She probably let him sit there and lie to her for an hour before trotting out the evidence, too.
That’s a picture of a dead man.
Right??? It looks like they’re on dessert, so this maps.
But where would she have hidden her 12x18 posters before pulling them out at the end?
I can imagine she had a friend sitting nearby just waiting for the signal to hand the evidence
Damn, she showed up with that 12x18!
she cute
it takes dedication to print full color these days. on 11x17 no less
That’s a full 16x20 bruh
All that toner, too.
She could have at least switched to lightmode first.
To Europeans who use German industry norm paper: that’s DIN A2
A3. Not A2.
thats A4 bro
Looks like she’s holding A3, not unless she’s absolutely tiny.
Some people will use some letter salad just to avoid the imperial system /s
In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade—which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities. (John Bazell)
Unfortunately converting 1 calorie to joules ruins everything 4.2J per calorie. Makes it annoying to calculate how quickly you can boil water for instance.
‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’
Is that something people wonder about? I doubt it.
As someone with both solar panels and a water kettle I promise you this is something I frequently wonder about!
It’s not like physicists, chemists or engineers are a thing.
They are in fact 3 things
I’m glad you admit yourself it’s not a thing
A BTU (British thermal unit) is the energy required to raise 1lb of water 1 degree Fahrenheit…which may actually be even dumber, since it’s temperature sensitive to begin with. Dumbest of all, the Brits don’t use that unit very often. The US, and, I assume, Liberia use it all the time.
Oh, I love these freedom units
Iirc the Joule is favoured over the Calorie in the SI system.
Don’t imperial have like 3 different letter sizes depending on the country?
From what I have found, the US has 216mm × 279mm while Canada has 215mm × 280mm which is close enough.
Being corrected on a German industry norm, how does that feel? A little ironic, maybe?
Oh schnapps!
The what?
On what now?
He should just leave.
HeShe should just leave.They should both leave.
That’s it. I’m leaving
NOT YOU!!! SIT!!!
🍂
After raking him over the coals, she can rake the leaves
That’s not how people work in these situations. Neither party is going to act reasonably here, I can pretty much guarantee that from personal experience on both sides of that scenario.
I don’t understand what’s happening here, can someone explain please?
man being shown social media screenshots, presumably of their activity
Am I the only one worried about all that black ink?
Not if you use a cheap secondhand B&W Brother laser printer with 3rd party toner that comes out to approx $0.004 a sheet
Two of us now.
oh no, and it is gonna be super wet when it first comes out
“It wasn’t me”
Legitimately a good argument here, the chain of custody has to be validated in court, having pictures of text messages is often dismissed due to how easy they are to be forged and how often people use other people’s phones, unless the police have your phone unlocked and can prove you were the one who sent the message or go directly to your phone provider who usually deletes data after the minimum time mandated so they don’t have to fulfill costly subpoenas.
Authentication is such a fucking low bar and, even if it wasn’t, most attorneys seem too tech retarded to even make the argument.
Of course every judge I’ve met hasn’t been much better, so stupid arguments sometimes prevail (“tech scary” does the work).
If pulling out giant prints of easily fakeable screenshots is enough to win any argument then cool
– Shaggy
— Mark Robinson
---- Wayne Gretzky
----- Michael ScottDamn this guy was prolific in the DMs.
