If you ain’t using the Force to give yourself a handy, or a backdoor adventure, or a double stuffed, or any variation thereof then what is the point? What is the damn point of all that training?

If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.

Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

I haven’t played TF2 in 6 or 7 years but it sure as shit had anti-cheat measures back then, how’d it get this shitty? Dev neglect?

“G’day mate!” “Hey hoosier!”

Oh God please let them drug test him sooner rather than later…

Yeah, and his last words were amazing too!

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I’ll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

And some of us have been for over 3 years…

Now I want a buddy cop long lost brother style movie with the 2 of them…

True, it seems people don’t like it when you poke fun at such a serious subject, I suppose it’s because dark comedy is like food: not everyone gets it.

Pay the lady whatever she asks and make it sound COMPLETELY like her. Worth it.

Wow, it’s really depressing to see Willem Dafoe looking so bummed.

The kicker is normally the highest scoring player on the team, they really are weirdly underappreciated.

25 bah! As an older millennial allow me to say they peaked at Dragonball Z. YOU HEARD ME.

Here’s the thing tho, if it ACTUALLY met the N95 filtering standard, and looked cool as shit… I’d absolutely buy one.

Yeah people on the Internet are too quick to anger, so I’m told.

Also, Leviathan? 100%. And my only problem with Dusti Rose is the “I”.

Fuck you Wolfgang Atreides is money. I’d follow that baby into battle.

I don’t believe you because the end of your sentence wasn’t emphatic enough. Period. Mic drop.