Rust and chill
Rust and Bust.
I don’t have Netflix either but i know a thing or two about the internet…
it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again
method exists, but the trait bounds were not satisfied
If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.
This would unironically work on me
I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so
Bonus points
We call those “marital aids”
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.
Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.
SHUDDERS
Your loss!
Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
How dare you
[citation needed]
The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.
You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.
This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an
unsafe
word instead.“But you didn’t tell me the safe word”
“That’s not the safe word either”
I think that’s just how every Rust developer learns Rust.
Hey lady don’t threaten me with a good time.
Finally I feel motivated.
Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.
That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.
So it’s like slightly more responsible Python
What about Zig?
Every one had already been launched.
I don’t get the “take off your shoes” part. Is this a meme I have missed?
I assume it’s because many people outside the USA are accustomed to taking off their shoes when entering a house or apartment.
We take off our shoes here. At least I do. What kind of filthy animals want dirt on their floors?
They even go to the bathroom and bedroom with their shoes. Un-fucking-believable
If you watch American shows or movies, people always wear shoes in houses and even on sofas. I think the assumption originates from there.
My (we’re Russian) mom always said it was because true cowboys know that if you take them off a scorpion could crawl in, so better safe than sorry
*Haskell
But I’m scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can’t I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you’ll never want to leave. Never leave… Always elm… Lovely lovely elm…
Am I dumb or what’s up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?
I mean, presumably there’s a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can’t have a language runtime without a filesystem.
But yeah, it’s neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.
Check this guy out, doesn’t even have any radio equipment in his IDE
The image was modified, I think the original said something like “we’re gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio”
I’m still down.
Thats so much better 😭
I think the original text was about ham radio.
And yet it’s still relevant because HAM radio operators are weird like that.
*cracks knuckles
My kind of evening…
Even better
It’s funny because it’s true.