at this point, Boeing’s gonna need a defense contractor’s worth of weapons to deal with all of these whistleblowers… oh wait.
Separate tickets, dudes.
For real. If ever there were a time to hop on an Amtrak, I think this would be a good one.
I would want the motherfucking Navy to take me around South America, the passenger train system in the US is sadly so sparse it makes it too easy for someone to find someone else based on odds. And Amtrak doesn’t have anti air weapons
And Amtrak doesn’t have anti air weapons
Amtrak can pull your own private rail car. Nothing says that car couldn’t be the US’s navy’s armored caboose which may or may not actually have anti air weapons (classified)
Ok that’s absurdly dope but I’m still feeling safer on the aircraft carrier
Hope it carries Lockheed s planes nstead of… Boing
(Typo intentional, get off grammar Nazis)
Navy and Air Force still have plenty of Boeings that were made properly. They’re talking about fitting the B-52 with warp engines rather than ever retire the thing
B52 with warp nacelles in an aircraft carrier? Hhhhm let me check something in midjourney and I’ll be back soon
You think they will make a boing machine just drop in on the train? I mean at the rate those planes are failing, I would not be surprised if that happens by chance even. Damn, this was their plan from the start, wasn’t it?
It’s okay, they are all going to commit suicide by jumping off together. The plane will have no issues.
The will get off the plane and then get on the shuttle never to be heard from again.
The hole in the fuselage that caused them to be sucked out was actually made by one of them in a suicide/homicide. Very tragic. Somebody invest in mental health please!
Oh the plane will be fine. Being a whistleblower is very stressful though. I would not be at all surprised if many if not all of them find it just too hard to go on and end up committing suicide by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head before jumping off a building.
The hitperson is the only competent employee left at Boeing.
You could just say ‘assassin’. “Hitperson” makes it sound like some HR-designated position, awkwardly titled in some neutral, milquetoast way as not to offend anyone.
Honestly, that makes it funnier to me
Like the title of a Wes Anderson short, lol
It’s just a single shot of Bill Murray driving a car on a highway. He’s filmed from the passenger seat, and he’s telling a story of his dad, who worked as an engineer designing jet engines. And he’s all proud and going on and on.
And as he keeps talking, and as he keeps driving, you keep seeing shots of highway signs showing that you’re driving through rural Maryland on your way to Washington DC. You keep driving and he keeps telling a story about his father and how proud he was and eventually comes out that he worked for Boeing.
And you keep driving and he keeps telling a story and eventually you pull up in front of the building in Washington DC, and he gets out and the camera keeps pointing at the driver seat, but he walks out of frame and he walks into the building and you can hear some screaming in a couple gunshots and then cut to the credits.
“Hitperson” makes it sound like some HR-designated position, awkwardly titled in some neutral, milquetoast way as not to offend anyone.
That was intentional, I’m happy someone noticed.
Oh, my mistake
Senior PR executive
That guy is booked through year end now.
Overbooked. This is the airline industry we’re talking about.
His always taking the train to his missions, that’s the reason for the long time between the 2 kills
Are you telling us that there is a chance some whistlebowers have a chance to live into 2025.
Believe or not still not enough time for FAA and other fed soups to do their job
He’s out there playing whack a mole
don’t worry they’re flying airbus
“Cut off one head and FIVE more will take its place.”
Boeing is about to engage in the most desperate game of whack-a-mole ever.
Hey, I heard Boeing is hiring assassins. It’s in high demand!
good to know they killed a second one too…allegedly
Hold on! A SECOND whistleblower died?!
(Check the date on the article - life is now imitating satire).
10, by next week!
12
On sickness.
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MRSA infection following hospital admittance for Pneumonia. That shit is serious and way more prevalent than people think, it’s just that it usually kills people who are already terminally ill.
Unlikely to be an assassination. But not impossible. Either way, looks very bad.
You can infect a hospitalized patient with MRSA by paying off one (1) nurse, and I guarantee you can find a nurse who will play for cheap. At this point I’m 50/50 on whether the second whistleblower was murdered.
Yeah after that first whistleblower saying he would not commit suicide, then somehow did it anyway, it is not a good look if a second whistleblower dies, no matter what the real reason was.
You can’t fly over a Streisand effect.
I hope there won’t be a series of unfortunate accidents…
“the sudden announcement of Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun’s resignation by the end of 2024 was interpreted as a response to the company’s persistent safety issues.”
I hope Boeing has serious bonus claw-backs in their contracts, because this idiot’s “cost-savings” have actually cost Boeing a fortune, and destroyed their reputation. The entire board should go.
The recommendation to shareholders from the independent advisor who proxies Boeing is to vote out several board members who are responsible for safety and QA. Crazy to see at a Fortune 100.
The entire board should go
…to prison.
As with politicians and CEOs, it’s the next guy’s problem.
Passing bucks around is what capitalism is all about!
I like that double entendre good job
I feel terrible for all the work boeing’s hitman is going to have to do this week 🤦🏻♂️
Those hitmen aren’t cheap, either!
Huge Uber bill, too
He’ll be clocking a lot of overtime this month.
Would be funny if Boeing started cutting corners with their hitmen, too.
Hahahh, would be hilarious to then get a whistleblower from the team of “boeing’s hitmens” because of bad working conditions
“would you get shot by Boeing…?”
“me personally? no. not really.”“do you know how many people I had to talk out this week?? I’m losing my head mate”
" Challenge accepted"
You’re talking them to death? That’s gotta be harder than just shooting them, my man.
Haha that was a typo but it made it fun
I meant take. Take out.
If you see something, say something… and get shot.
Poisoned tea, the second one.
Russian roulette with a shotgun but also with (poisoned) tea instead of vodka (not poisoned)?
Article author seems to have completely fabricated the “10 more”. There are no quotes from anyone even hinting at more whistleblowers existing, let alone ten more.
Probably because quoting them would be a preemptive death
Is not a source I’m familiar with. But everyone wants to believe it, so upvotes it is.
Its one of the largest Indian Newspapers
It might be, but I’ve noticed it has a very click baity style, and don’t find it to be very trustworthy.
With the way Modi is running India right now, that’s not exactly a glowing recommendation.
Yup. Every major media outlet is a sellout at this point. These days my only source of legit news comes from YouTube.
You forgot the /s
I think this is sarcasm but it could also not be
In the US the most trustworthy media sources right now are Jon Stewart and John Oliver
But ONLY the comments section!
Lmao
They are just looking to open some doors, mid flight.