Except . . . they didn’t “take” jack shit, except one that did on the marble floors of one hallway. They assaulted some officers, came in, rooted around, posed on some desks, took some inconsequential stuff, smeared shit on the walls, and were forced to leave again before getting to even the first lawmaker or Electoral College vote box.

It was like someone let monkeys out of cages: only a few hours before they were collected and the site made secure. I’ve seen high schoolers breaking into school with more aptitude and discipline than these fools.

“Take the Capitol,” lol, no. They had seven objectives and didn’t achieve a single one. Five people died for losers who couldn’t even complete so much as the first objective of their plan.