That’s crazy I don’t think they would
In some places proctology isn’t what it was.
There is ads in public toilet, so sure, they’ll put ads anywhere.
There is even toilet paper with ads on it. Does that count as “ads in our anuses”?
Depends on how far you push it in.
I usually push mine a bit beyond the sigmoid boundary - would that count?
When the benefits outweigh the costs they’ll do.
Only if the ad was sexually transmitted.
Probably not, but they’d definitely patent the method.
Directal TV
Bruce Bethke, the guy who actually invented cyberpunk and wrote the story Cyberpunk, wrote a book Head Crash. In which the VR hotsuit includes a “ProctoProd®” for bass. Bruce’s predictions have turned out more accurate than anyone else’s.
“It’s morse code!”
You’ve never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.
You can bet your ass they would.
I recently added some Taiwanese porn sites to my wank rotation. And while some of it is good, many studios have this annoying habit of putting temporary tattoos of adverts on the performers’ bodies, usually on an asscheek and on the lower abdomen. I can’t read the ads, but I’m pretty sure they are for gambling websites.
What the flying fuck?
they would but it would probably be exclusive to colonoscopy equipment ads for Drs.
“Your poo will be back, after this word from our sponsors”
If you look at your poop in the toilet, then yes they will put ads in your anus. The ads would of course come out with your turds.
Would they be like a sticker on the turd with the message, or more like a 3d printed brown thing?
Embedded into cheap food that then becomes an ad in your toilet. But for a “pro” subscription you can shit without ads
They would and it would be the first time you loved ads.