I had this shower thought earlier and I actually wanted to post it in that community. The name I came up with was SmartWalkman, but later I realized that Walkman is Sony specific, so I doubt other companies would’ve gone for that name, but I didn’t want to let this shower thought slip so here I am now asking you guys.
Telescreen. Term coined in 1949 by Eric Blair.
It’s always on, always listening, always notifying you when you should do things. Algorithmically telling you what to hate, in two minute videos. Not having one is akin to exile from society. What was really a stroke of brilliance was making them portable and convincing us to pay for them, rather than making them mandatory and provided by the State.
Absolute genius, I could not have done it better! My telescreens are Xiaomi/Huawei – I would feel lonely if only the West was listening. They are quite wonderful little things.
they were called Pocket PCs right up until they started putting cell network chips in them.
Pocket Ad Machine
Sellfone
Social Distorter
Dynamic Uniform Radio Receiver (DURR)
Terminals
Here to point out Personal Electronic Terminal was very much on the table at one point
Honestly, probably “palmtop”
There WERE palmtop computers, and the first few smartphone-like devices trace their lineage TO palmtops integrating cell phone functionality.
And it pairs nicely with laptop.
Pocket PC
PPC: Personal Pocket Computer
For a brief period of time, they (mostly journalists) tried calling them App Phones to differentiate from other phones with touch screens. There was also the rumor leading up to the iPhone that it would be called the iWalk.
PDA
I like this one. Smartphones are what PDAs were supposed to be.
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Fuck you that’s mine
This is the correct answer
Computer phone. I mean, it is a combination of a computer and a mobile phone so why not?
Even if they wouldn’t go for the name, Walkman was a generic name for this category of devices, at least here in Poland. You wouldn’t go buy a cassette player, you’d go buy a Walkman, not necessarily a Sony made one. So I could definitely see people calling their devices Smart Walkman
PITA from the article “Is that a PITA in your pocket?”. It was written in 1999 and was a literally perfect prediction of what smartphones would be. Even down to PITA being an acronym for both “Personal Information Telecommunication Agent” and “Pain in the Ass” since the overwhelming connectivity would destroy our privacy.
You could legitimately make a conspiracy theory from how accurate his prediction and article was.
Handy (as we do in Germany).
Every time I’ve gotten a handy, it has been by some dude in a store. That’s why I keep coming back once every year or two; he knows how to provide a good handy.
