Damn, I remember the reddit thread where everyone was like “that dude definitely looks like he’s from Fort Myer.”
Dude gave up one of the cushiest assignments in the military because he’s afraid of rainbows.
Sounds like a couple guys who need to spend some time getting strong by making big rocks into smaller rocks.
Fuck these cowards, I look forward to their sentencing and less-than-honorable-discharges.
Some military charges like conduct unbecoming would be nice, too. The military courts don’t fuck around.
When in doubt, there’s always UCMJ Article 134. It’s a catch-all for things not specifically defined and could probably be added in with the theft charges or whatever they end up doing.
Yup, and failing that, good ol’ Separation for the Convenience of the Government.
Separation?
You can get court-martialed for infidelity. I’d be shocked if they go free; theft of property, criminal trespass, conduct unbecoming, etc
Way to go dumbasses, the father of the US army was a gay dude.
Nah, that must says they were roommates.
Hey just like my aunty and her female bff she lived with till her death!
That’s just a Boston marriage
Special love room
The one with the PS5
After hearing about the arrests, neighbors decided to fly pride flags of their own.
This is what resistance looks like. Resist bigots and authoritarians.
SHOOT them for trespass. They’d shoot YOU if you walked into their yard and stole their Trump flag.
This is Arlington VA, a very densely packed urban area. You don’t want bullets flying everywhere.
They keep saying that about elementary schools too.
Shovel them then. Or spank them a bit.
They’re probably into that
Fine, I can learn to use a compound bow.
There ya go, good for developing hand-eye coordination, upper body strength, and fine motor control. Archery is a fun and wholesome hobby.
You guys like riddles? I’ve got a riddle for you: what’s got two thumbs and a hate crime enhancement on their misdemeanor petty theft charge?
Damn, how gay do you have to be to steal pride flags? These guys must be ultra-gay.
“holy shit that flag is fuckin sweet! I gotta have it!”
