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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

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If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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    9 months ago

    “Mindblowing”

  • AaronMaria@lemmy.ml
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    If you love coke, but don’t like raw sugar, you actually like water more than coke.

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      If you love water, but don’t like the taste of raw hydrogen, you actually just like oxygen.

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        I wonder if liquid hydrogen has a taste. Like, if we could survive in a pressure chamber that can liquify hydrogen at room temp

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    Irs tax refund let hit $100k with tax refund HMU on telegram @Dapperweb

    • AdmiralShat@programming.dev
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      9 months ago

      Go fuck yourself

    • DAEMON@lemmy.ml
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      Bot ?

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        “Irs tax refund let hit $100k with tax refund HMU on telegram” insert an @ that I won’t repeat

        So yeah just a scame bot

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          Yeah i suspectedas much but what really intriuged me was when a guy swore at it and it deleted all of its comments i .

          • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            That’s a mod deletion, not a self deletion. Just FYI.

  • 0421008445828ceb46f496700a5fa6@kbin.social
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    If you love your screaming child but don’t like screaming, you actually like your child more than screaming

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      9 months ago

      Could it be? 🤔

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    If you like X+Y but don’t like just Y then you must like X only

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    I do love vinegar tbh

    • howrar@lemmy.ca
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      But do you like ethanol? Because if not, then you actually like acetobacter more than vinegar.

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    People sometimes ask why I put milk in my tea, and I just show them how how brown the strongly-brewed tea turns the mug.

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    If you like taking a shit, but don’t like the shit, then you really like the feeling of something sliding in your anal cavity.

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      But that one is true!

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        Sorry, I reached for the most extreme thing I could think of quickly.

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      You mean sliding out unless you have some weird shits

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        What? You mean you don’t suck/ push them in/ out for a few minutes before releasing them into the wild to seek their fortune elsewhere?

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    It actually took me a long time to realize I like vinegar. I’ve always liked sour food and pickles especially, but I never made the connection until a few years ago.

    • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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      This is not how gay works though, you either are or aren’t, and you can’t discover your sexuality along the way. It’s genetic.

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    This is why i exclusively eat baker’s chocolate, and I chew my coffee grounds. I’m not trying to dilute my precious foodstuffs with disgusting things like water or sugar.

    • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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      What about your bodily fluids? What about ANY of our bodily fluids?

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        I’m not a monster, of course i take cream in my coffee ;)

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        9 months ago

        want some?

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    I’m pretty sure I do like vinegar more than cucumbers

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      How can you dislike something as neutral as cucumber?

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      • Sagifurius@lemm.ee
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        Tell my wife, “Hello”

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      Big same

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    I like chicken, just don’t like salmonella.

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      I like salmonella more than chicken. Damn devil bird…

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    I agree with all three of these points unironically…

    Seriously, I can’t stand white meat chicken, it’s so dry

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      Sous vide or precision cooker changes that entirely.

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      Dry? Wtf? Learn to make chicken better

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      Yeah these are all logically sound. Most examples people are putting in comments are also pretty true.

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      Like eating sand

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      …that’s overcooked dude. It really shouldn’t be.

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    Real tea lovers eat the dry herbs straight from the bag.

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      A bag? I just rip the leaves off a tree and suck on 'em.

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    This is a thruth beyond initial comprehension.

    It is true for most supermarket foods.

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