Summary
The FBI is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
The gunman, who arrived in New York City on November 24th, shot Thompson on December 4th outside a hotel hosting an investor conference.
Investigators believe the gunman, who concealed his identity with a mask, fled the city on a bus, leaving behind a backpack in Central Park.
They might want to add a few zeroes to that number of they expect to actually get anywhere.
Breaking: FBI now offering $00050,000. Any takers?
I saw him at the Giant near me and we talked for a bit about best places to hide
How many pieces of silver is that?
Way more than 30, I know that much.
How many pieces, adjusted for inflation?
I was surprised to find a whole Wikipedia section dedicated to this but to answer your question, from $100 to $488 depending on the type of coin used according to today’s silver prices.
I met him in the woods and he said he wanted to dig the world’s deepest dirt hole.
If I was rich I would counter offer 55k to not squeal.
I didn’t squeal, and I can prove it. I haven’t even been in contact with the FBI! Now pay up.
Besides the obvious issue above, I’m also pretty sure that it would be obstruction of justice.
ME: Obstruct Deez Nuts, your honor.
JUDGE: “Fuck this guys good, NOT GUILTY!”
Even low balling people on the fucking reward money. Cheap fucks.
If you are desperate for money, you could always shoplift at a corporate chain rather than turning on your fellow man.
(Edit: Not saying that you should shoplift, but its still better than turning in the perpetrator)
Preferably the one you hate the most. For example Tesco. In my country they as much as doubled the prices without their Clubcard, and they have these “discounts” on almost all products. I haven’t been there as a customer for quite a while. Most likely over a year or two.
But it’s also a bit personal.
They schedule inventories in the shop overlapping with the opening times. Now, this isn’t just the mistake of Tesco, but they do decide on the times. What I mean by in-shop is not in the warehouse, but actually where the customers are.
We are required to be accurate, sort the products on the shelves if there was a mess and face it. This is then checked by someone else. Facing needs to be done well, but slight inaccuracies in counts are accepted (1 or 2 items). Your speed is also measured, by the way.This is all OK, except that now there’s customers to fuck with it. They can take items, put them back, or just make a plain old mess. Plus you can’t guard all the shelves. Because of that, I was shocked when I was in Tesco like this for the first time. “If the customer takes something, ask them for barcodes and count of each item they’re taking, write those down on a piece of paper and report them to me.”
So… you’ll give me a piece of paper, right? RIGHT? (no.)Imagine that as a customer. Let’s say you take a few pens and are about to put them into your shopping cart, suddenly someone very much not from Tesco runs up to you “WAIT!! Can I see the items first? I need to write down the barcodes. Is this all you took? Ok. Um… do you… do you have some paper? No? Shit, please wait here, I’ll be right back! (One eternity passes) …”
THANKFULLY, I avoided that. There were only 2 parents who talked about having to buy some of those plastic book covers ASAP as the school year was just starting, but my scared and startled look, probably/hopefully looking like “Please don’t take those. Please…”, made them change their minds. I’ve heard one of them say something like “It’s busy here, let’s not bother them. We’ll try elsewhere.”
I assume this discouragers a lot of night-time customers. But I’ll be fair, Billa also schedules such inventories.
That doesn’t seem like it’s enough money to pay an enormous hospital bill.
a $50,000 reward
So the cost of an asprin, a bandaid, and 3 jellybeans in a US hospital?
They’re gonna frog boil it and end up fucking it up.
100k from the start might have gotten someone to say something that would pay off.
But they’re being cheap and are going to slowly walk it up as I go gets less and less useful and a movement if not giving a fuck grows.
Doesn’t even include ambulance ride. City EMS is out of network for UHC
We had to pay a $2500 fee for the ambulance because my spouse got hit-and-run by a car outside of the county that we live in.
Hey, nobody ever claimed the FBI was good at doing its job.
Woah, the FBI is amazing at causing controversies, such as violating civil rights, unnecessary shoot outs, politicized investigations, and more!
Only if your not denied (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Society is offering $50,001 to shut the fuck up.
Ill not talk, wheres my $50,001?
You’ll get it in healthcare reimbursements after the other CEOs drop.
5X upgrade in bounty from $10K offered by crime stoppers. Investigation must be drying up. Probably be up to 6 figures by end of month
Time to hodl the info.
The longer it takes, the less likely they’ll find him no matter how much money they put up.
But I thought the NY mayor said they “know his name” [yahoo]. 🤔
Hey NYPD, his last name is Ligma!
Right as the look a like contest was being held.
Even if the FBI does catch this guy, the Feds are still gonna have a helluva time trying to cobble together an impartial jury, not to mention alternatives. One question will eliminate a large portion of the jury pool…
“Do you currentl, or previouslyhad UHC as a health insurer?”
I could see this case having a hung jury or even seeing jury nullification occur - though it’s highly unlikely for nullification to happen.
The Feds will put ungodly amounts of pressure to accept a plea deal.
Or they’ll make sure they don’t get him alive, like they did with Michael Reinoehl.
Ya, that is sadly the most likely outcome of all.
It’ll send a message to the masses that you won’t get your day in court for crimes against the ruling class, but you will still get a sentence… a bullet.
He got out 🙌🏽
Nothing to see here, officer, move along.
Please move along sir!!!
Stop resisting!!!
The amount of grief and strife this man caused to countless families through the actions of his corporation are beyond calculation.
50k won’t even register.
