Summary
Rudy Giuliani, facing a $150M defamation judgment for false claims against Georgia election workers Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, erupted in court, declaring he’s unable to pay his bills due to frozen assets.
Giuliani, 80, has turned over some assets, including a car and access to his Manhattan apartment, but disputes over ownership documents persist.
A federal judge denied Giuliani’s request for extended deadlines and refused to delay a January trial that may decide if more assets, including his Florida home, will be surrendered.
Giuliani continues to deny wrongdoing.
Giuliani said he did not regret defaming Freeman and Moss.“I regret the persecution I have been put through,” he said.
Some people just don’t learn.
Oh no you became an average Joe. Welcome to the club motherfucker
I wonder if Rudy can dodge a wrench
Fingers crossed he can’t
If you cannot pay the fine, do not do the crime.
Giuliani pushed the NYC police to arrest dangerous fare jumpers and squeegee men back in the day. The judge should give him the same ‘zero tolerance’ treatment he gave those criminals.
This article is full of gold. From Gauliani giving up the car, but not the title, and unlocking his apartment but not giving anyone the keys, to my favorite:
He also said the judge’s “background is serious leftwing Democrat … about as leftwing as you get” – even while acknowledging Liman was nominated by Trump.
Poor Rudy. Maybe try the Alpha Males University? With the right mindset, if you make your bed and invest in crypto, you should be rich in a matter of days .
Wow that’s rough!
Just make your coffee at home and should have no problem paying those bills.
don’t forget to skip the avocado toast
roflmfao
Similar energy
Do they sell prints of these?
You already have the NFT.
I own it now!
Save it and have it printed.
Personally, I’m getting it printed on a shower curtain. It just speaks to me.
That just looks like the first half of that crying woman pointing at the cat meme
Deserves own post 👏
Beautiful
And a meme is born
YOINK!
I bet the judge was a cat!
Some people have to learn to pull themselves up by their bootstraps! Isn’t that the conservative way? Bootstraps, Giuliani, bootstraps!
Its funny, because that is originally a phrase created to point out how absurd that ideology is, but it got unironically taken by those too dumb to realise its physically impossible.
It comes from a story about baron Munchausen
Is that before or after he fucked the Queen of the Moon?
Ah, that’s why there’s ‘Moon’ in his surname (well, sort of)
Giuliani said he did not regret defaming Freeman and Moss.
“I regret the persecution I have been put through,” he said.
He has been made a victim of the consequences of his own actions. How unfair!
Rudy will lead the resistance (R-USA) after he doesn’t get a cabinet pick-n-pardon soon.
That sounds like a you problem, Rudy…
Sucks to suck, bitch.
Get a job at Walmart.
Is that my pillow guy hiring geriatric fluffers?
Ick, ugh, 🤮
I can’t see through all the tears i’m shedding for this fuckin’ guy
I guess he’s going to need a job.
I hear a certain landscaping company needs a spokesman…
What’s the joke? Astroturfing?
How dare you! Four Seasons Total Landscaping only uses 100% authentic turf!
And anyway, would a landscaping company really want someone as a spokesperson that seems to sweat crude oil? Seems like they would just poison all the lawns.
