Really has a strong “testing in production” vibe
Really has a strong “testing in production” vibe
My heart is black and shriveled. It no longer has the capacity for hope, but I want to live in a world where Allred defeats that shit stain so bad.
Magical Sphincter Mistoffeles.
I am a secret third thing.
Ah, I thought she had just turned 34. In any case, yeah, the ship has sailed.
You’ll have to wait at least a year (or four for the next election). She’s legally too young to run for president as she’s only 34.
I think someone needs to update that old “if programming languages were weapons”. JavaScript is a cursed hammer.
Seriously, we started building things so massive that you literally can’t see all of it at the same time unless you’re in the air, riding in a magical skychair.
What If “healer” was assigned at random at the start of a match of no one picks it, healers weren’t on either team, land were scored separately by how many people they revived?
Boromir would do it. Why can’t you be more like Boromir?
Apple is a strange beast. I was at their space ship HQ getting interviewed, and the guy kept pointing random facts about it. Like, this particular wood was harvested in the winter so that made it better, or that entire segments can be siloed off, or that the full height glass walls of the cafeteria can be opened on pivots, and there was just so much effort in making sure things worked just right.
Meanwhile [this team] had to test software fixes for their product by provisioning ancient Mac mini’s in a closet lab because they wanted to test the “full experience” and so every patch and update they had to do was painful and horribly tested. They all hated each other (which was obvious to me just from my time in their interviews, so it must have gotten really bad during the workday I imagine). Everyone seemed on edge all the time. Even the people in the hallways. But they were all super excited that they could order lattes from the iPads tethered to the break room countertops. And they had an apple orchard I guess. The idea of changing how they do what they do was completely unentertainable.
The whole experience felt surreal, like I had stepped into the world according to The Onion.
I am so sorry. The upside is that this version might actually be so bad you can listen to it ironically.
You can’t just ruin Oktoberfest like that. You’re a monster.
Looks like that’s a beach towel or a bedsheet maybe
It would very quickly become the de facto property of one or a cadre of billionaires, assuming complete economic and political separation from the U.S.
Well, all the top contenders are being defenestrated, and that evolutionary pressure is creating a new niche that will be filled by some kind of smart, quiet, and patient opportunist. Maybe.
They should name the dogs “Terror Nexus”