Is Texas about to put a Democrat in the Senate?
theweek.com
Colin Allred is gaining on Ted Cruz
  • Myxomatosis@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I’m surprised that Turd Cruz has had the time to detach himself from Trump’s asshole to consider the fact that he might lose.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      1 month ago

      There’s gotta be at least a few Republican men that tell their wives, “remember, vote all red down the ballot” resulting in a few votes for him.

  • Rapidcreek@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    “I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.” - Al Franken

    “When most people think of a cruise that’s full of shit, they think of Carnival. But we think of Ted.” - Also Al Franken

    “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you.” - Lindsey Graham

    • casmael@lemm.ee
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      1 month ago

      Talking of going away, ted cruise is already en route to cancun as we speak

  • RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I’ve heard this story before. It’s starting to feel like it’s the football that Lucy is holding while I run at to kick the game winning field goal.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      I guess Charles Schultz just grew up in a different time, but I always wondered why Charlie Brown never snapped, and just beat the shit out of her. Not the first time she did that. That would be psycho behavior to just start beating the shit out of one of your friends for doing that ONCE…but Wendy has made a whole life reputation out of being the one who does this…EVERY…SINGLE…TIME.

      So after like 10 times, I’m surprised Charlie Brown never went “Ok, you know what, come here, bitch…” and then the next day’s comic strip Wendy would have a black eye. Then, 30 years later, these youtube shows could do these low budget list videos

      “Ten times sunday morning cartoons got really really dark!”

      And at like number 3 would be the time Peanuts suggested that Charlie Brown punched Wendy.

      And maybe like number 7 could be the time Dilbert got really biggoted towards his new trans co-worker.

      And number 1 would be Jon from the Garfield comics going completely fucking insane, feeding his 12lb cat a 6lb dish of lasagna every week, talking to, and understanding his cat (but for some reason NOT his dog), and his batshit insane dating life stratagies such as hiding in womens bushes, and surprising them at work unannounced during work hours. Yes, these are all legit things I absolutely remember reading in real garfield cartoons in the 90s.

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I’ve already admitted several times that I don’t understand the world anymore. I USED to understand the world. I don’t understand the world now. First Georgia became a swing state? Now TEXAS???

    I…I mean, I’ll take it, but…what?

    • BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org
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      1 month ago

      Texas is pretty dang purple. As others have mentioned, there is some serious voter suppression that goes on. Just take a look at that crazy law that targeted (basically, only) the county that Houston is in, allowing the state administration to throw out their votes.

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Taxes has more registered Democrats than Republicans, but they don’t vote in the same numbers. Largely due to voter suppression policies (like 1 ballot drop box per county).

    • GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Hillary only needed 5% more of the registered voters to win in 2016. Biden needed less than 4%. We just need people to turn out.

      In 2020, Biden received more votes in TX than NY and Trump received more votes in CA than TX.

    • Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Texas was majority Democrat into the 90s. It’s an urban, diverse and reasonably prosperous state. If it wasn’t for Bush becoming president, we’d probably have reached this point a decade ago.

    • Transient Punk@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      1 month ago

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    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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      1 month ago

      Ken Paxton will sweep in at the last second, invalidate the exact number of ballots that Cruz loses by or will just remove entire polling stations, and nobody will do anything about it

    • usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.mlOP
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      1 month ago

      We can fight back against some of their voter suppression tactics

      If you know people in texas, make sure they are checking their voter registration and re-register if purged

      • sartalon@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        I use this neat trick to avoid getting purged. I register Republican.

        Then I vote straight Democrat. When I can tell who the Democrat is. It’s not always easy in this dang state and all the stupid positions that are SUPPOSED to be non-partisan.

        Fucking whacko fundies ruin everything.

        • Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          1 month ago

          I’m in MN and this is why I love mail in voting for all. I was able to sit down at my computer with my ballot and research all of the non-partisan candidates to see who they really are. There absolutely was a conservative nutjob vying for every contested spot.

        • Billiam@lemmy.world
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          1 month ago

          “How could there be so many votes for the evil Demonrats when we have so many registered Republicans? That must mean they’re cheating so we’re gonna toss all the ‘irregular’ Demonrat votes!”

          -Some “patriotic” governor.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          1 month ago

          Damn…that’s…actually pretty smart. Even if they catch on that people are doing this, what are they going to do? Purge republican registered voters?

      • TGTX@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1 month ago

        PLEASE check your voter registration in TEXAS! If you moved in the past couple of years and changed counties, you REALLY need to check. If someone moves from Dallas to Plano, that’s a completely different county and you need to make sure you are registered in the RIGHT county! Hell, some of these cities are so massive that they span MULTIPLE counties! Like if you moved from East Frisco to West Frisco. Same city, different county (Collin to Denton). Or if you moved from East Dallas to North Dallas, you may have changed counties too (Dallas to Collin)!!

      • grue@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        1 month ago

        It’s not just about voter suppression anymore. It’s also about using bullshit fraud accusations and lawfare tactics to stop the votes from being counted after they’re cast.

        Frankly, I’m getting sick and tired of hearing the same tired refrain from people who don’t understand just how dire the the fight against the fascists’ tactics really is. WE NEED MORE THAN JUST MOTHERFUCKING ‘VOTER REGISTRATION’ TO STOP THIS! The tactics we need to be talking about are things like organizing counter-protests and removing traitorous MAGA election officials before they have a chance to conduct their sabotage.

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    Please, let us Canadians take back Ted Cruz! Once he’s out you can drop him by the ranch near Grande Prairie, Alberta.

  • GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    www.votetexas.gov has everything you need for the election. You can register to vote, check your voter registration, check your polling locations and hours, and see the important dates. Voter registration must be received by Oct 7.

    Polls open Oct 21-Nov 1, with a final day to vote on Nov 5. Polls will be open at least 9 hours the first week and at least 12 hours the second week and final voting day. Go in the first 2 weeks and there won’t be a long line! I’ve never waited more than 10 minutes when voting the first two weeks.

    • 474D@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      I visit Texas kinda often and it’s crazy how many people just don’t bother to vote, because they’ve made it so hard to vote. Insanely long lines waiting in the heat, registration issues, and just a general feeling that their vote won’t matter. They are amazed that my state basically treats voting day like celebrating a holiday

      • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        1 month ago

        I visit Texas kinda often and it’s crazy how many people just don’t bother to vote, because they’ve made it so hard to vote.

        There’s that, but there’s also a lot of learned helplessness. People assume that the state will always be red, so they don’t vote, thereby ensuring the state stays red and reinforcing the learned helplessness and teaching it to new generations. It doesn’t help that vulnerable minorities are fleeing the state, for understandable reasons, naturally, but everyone who leaves is one less vote against the entrenched republican hegemony.

        Much of Republican policy in the state is centered around preserving this hegemony for its own sake. If you look at Republican policy through that lens, it becomes clear that Republicans have identified which demographics are likely to vote for Democrats, and are deliberately implementing policies to incarcerate or drive off those demographics.

        When that dam finally breaks, Republicans are gonna have a very hard time coming back from it. Not only at the state level, but at the national level. So if Allred wins, expect every possible dirty trick. Expect the Supreme Court to get involved.

      • GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        Idk why people procrastinate and go the last day. Texas was the first state to allow early voting in person(1980). It’s been around long enought that everyone should know about it. The people I’ve talked to who don’t vote just come up with excuses about not voting and the voter apathy is really strong here. The idea that your vote doesn’t count also needs to go away, TX has been very close to turning blue for a while. In 2016, Hillary needed only 5% more of the registered voters to win TX, in 2020 Biden needed less than 4%. In fast in 2020, Biden won more votes in TX than NY and Trump won more votes in CA than TX. We are so close, people just need to look up their local polling place and get there. Some are even open on the weekends.

        Edit: I’ve only waited in line once to vote, because I always vote in the first 2 weeks of voting and that was for less than 10 minutes. The long line excuse only works on the final day to vote with everyone procrastinating. The polls are typically open the same hours during the second week of voting as the last day, so there isn’t really any special reason to go on the last day.

  • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    My heart is black and shriveled. It no longer has the capacity for hope, but I want to live in a world where Allred defeats that shit stain so bad.