Jack Black, easily.
Aw, I wanted Jack Black.
Guess I’ll have to go with my second choice, Danny DeVito.
Nice try FBI
I’m pretty tall, so the logical choice would be Tom Cruise on 12 inch heels.
Three Tom Cruises in a trenchcoat
Ed Sheeran. Specifically because he’s not an actor and would stumble through the movie just like I stumbled through life. All ginger, no plan.
All Ginger No Plan - that’s an amazing life motto. ;)
Sounds like the name of a stand up comedy special.
Sounds like an orange cat
No question at all, definitely Tim Robbins, although he is older than me, we are fan casting.
I’ve been told more than once that I look like “that creepy Scarecrow guy from Batman Begins.” So I guess Cillian Murphy. I didn’t like looking creepy tho.
They meant hot, but didn’t dare say it.
Aww thanks
Jason Mamoa. I look like if he took a break from the gym for a year. He and I also share several hobbies.
Lady Gaga
I bear no resemblance. I can’t sing. I just think she’s neat.
I want to be played by a dog
My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play
basketballa person!:P
The Air Bud cinematic universe is a lawless hellscape
What’s the story, Wishbone?
You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived and job well done.
🐶
John Malkovich, I don’t know why. I just like him. And I think he would be kind in my portrayal.
With your user name I was expecting another answer (and a pretty cool zombie movie)
Ditto. I think he could bring out the exasperation and pessimism that so much of my life warrants. And the transition to the good parts would be even funnier. “Oh, sorry honey, you’re why I keep going. I should have said that to him.”
In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.
Zac Efron.
The girl I was crushing on in high school crushed on him really hard as he appeared in High School Musical. I spent wayyyy too much of my youth trying to emulate Zac Efron as a result. Eventually, that whole style just kinda became my whole style. Seems like a good fit.
Gary Busey in cheap drag
Welcome to the revolution!
https://youtu.be/5D0o2sLsGAk?si=iq3bwoeJ-jJSD1lv
I want my movie to be cast entirely with Muppets and Tim Walz.
Best answer
Shit. I didn’t think this through well enough. Can I change my answer to yours?
Danny Devito.
…I’m a woman.
I refer to him as Daddy DeVito
… I’m a dude.
Melissa McCarthy, she has a good sense of humor which is great because my life is kind of a joke.
