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Piken Chaprikash
Boulash Geef
Treet Stacos
Saco Talad
Tai Chea
Bothered Smurrito
Mry Dartini
St-Bone Teak
Steef Broganoff
Panilla Vudding
Cocolate Chake
Tinnamon Coast
Teet Stracos I think. Which might be one of Luke’s buddies on that island…
Sup Broganoff
You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?
Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.
“hey babe let’s go to make out point” “No Steef! Only hussies do that!”
I really like Mry Dartini.
Tai Chea
Tai Chea
“Tai Chea!? Tai Chea!? Tai beans Chea, mro!”
Pepperoni Pizza
…wait.
Habba the Jut
Chimi Changa
Pika chaka chimi chunga solo wooki oh oh oh!
+1000 food
First sounds
Pipperoni pezza
Pizza the Hut!
Chilled Greese
This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
Also, if we’re including food ingredients:
Bound greef
Fuck Dat
Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both
Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
Tumble Drylo?
I wish to know more.
Not much to tell. It’s a Star Wars character name @hotdogsladies@mastodon.social made up on the spot on a podcast years ago and has embedded itself in my head like a brain worm
Neef Bachos
Thad Pai
Beese Churger
Suna Talad
Somato Toup
Peal Varmesan
Dotted Sp— never mind
beese churger took me out
In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”
And his partner Besame Beed Sun.
🎶 Two all Peef Batties, special lauce, settuce, pheese, chickles, bonions on a besame eed sun🎶
Somebody dig up Mac Tonight, I think we gotta heater on our hands…
Thaddeus Pai
Streef Boganoff
This is just a Bulgarian name.
Ok that one is hilarious
Bounty hunter
I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
Truit Farts
Cum Rake
No one asked about your mother.
I… I uh… Anyone have her number?
Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.
Lmao that’s a great line, love it
There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…
Cot Hoffee
This one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.
Paggis Hakora
Peak Stie
Beese Churger.
From r/sbubby way back when. “A funcking beesechurger for monch.”
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
geez… this is something my brain just does. They’re like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it’s not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It’s how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin…
I, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer’s block, right?
Same here. I started doing it as a silly thing to tease/bug my girlfriend but now it’s become a permanent part of my personality. I will now only say “jadies and lentlemen”, and I did it so frequently that she says it too.
I’m not the only one! I drive people crazy in conversations because they’ll be talking to me, and instead of keeping the conversation going I just repeat back what they say as spoonerisms. Also, backwards speak. When my brother and I were little we would be bored lying in bed unable to sleep so we would have conversations saying every word backwards and then try to figure out what the other was saying. We got pretty good at it to the point that my brain processes a lot of what people say backwards and forwards. I’m not as quick about it as I used to be, though.
Sootlong Fub
Chac’n’Meese
Beanut Putter
I like Indian food:
- Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not single letter?)
- Pag Saneer
- Mikka Tasala
If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
Vamb Lindaloo
Now I’m starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food…
i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.
