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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Man, nsfw it. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


















  • “Hey pentagon have you thought of … downing those planes?”

    Op 1, it was the pentagon’s plan all along. 9/11 happens anyway. You die.

    Op 2, pentagon’s official spits his coffee, you prevent 9/11 but after that… can you really be trusted? You die.

    Op 3, pentagon’s official laughs at you, 9/11 happens. You can’t be trusted. You die.