I knew it was bad but this is hilariously bad.

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    2 months ago

    Ooh that’s awful! How can they do this? I remember Assassins Creed 1 was better than this… They could’ve just modded Ghost Recon Wildlands with pew pew guns and glowing knives, and still would’ve been a better experience than this.

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      2 months ago

      Lemmy really is reddit 2.0, down to still pretending that Wildlands is a bad game.

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    2 months ago

    My favorite thing about this is that Ubisoft has single handedly made AAAA synonymous with awful.

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      2 months ago

      “AAAA” is the sound you make after realizing what you did with your money.

      In a couple of years we will have “AAAAAAHHHHH WHY WHY OH MY GOD WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF”-games.

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      2 months ago

      With any luck they’ll single handedly keep “AAAA” from catching on, because nobody with a shred of pride would want their multi-million dollar project connected to anything that was said to be AAAA.

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      2 months ago

      My first thought with this video was “this looks like some trash Ubisoft would put out.”

      I guess I was right.

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      2 months ago

      Lol people in this sub shitting on others for enjoying a game that they hate. Must be hard to comprehend the fact that tastes can differ.

      It’s been a genuinely enjoyable game for me so far. Of course not without minor issues, but it does not even remotely deserve the hate it gets.

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        2 months ago

        They’re being quite disgusting about it, too.

        I experienced one lockup, noticed one takedown animation glitch, and found one rare interaction bug where a container stays in the closed/interactive state after being emptied. Not bad at all for 25 hours into a game at launch.

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          2 months ago

          I had a lot of crashes back at launch, but after trying out a lot of things I think it eventually came down to my GPU being undervolted, didn’t have a single crash since. The undervolt worked fine with Wukong, but that game isn’t even remotely the same scale as Outlaws.

          Been at it for about 23 hours, I think ‘worst’ in-game bug I had was Kay’s hands acting weird on a speeder once, like she was grabbing the air.

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        It’s ridiculous. Doesn’t seem like game discussion happens on Lemmy anymore. All posts just seem to be geared towards shitting on whatever the hated game of the month is. It was Starfield now outlaws.

        Look the game has decent reviews and most people are obviously enjoying it. Except the cynical folks on Lemmy, they got it all figured out. Bet most these people hating haven’t played it.

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          You’re quite literally contradicting yourself. Saying that it’s nothing to do with the game, then proceed to claim people complaing because it’s a shitty experience.

          Prices have been rising in the gaming industry all together, you can’t blame Ubisoft alone for this. And the experience has been fun to me, as well as others.

          Tastes differ.

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      2 months ago

      People enjoy bad things all the time. Think heroin or junkfood.

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        2 months ago

        Lol. Just learned a new word. Thanks. Coprophilia - intense interest and pleasure in feces and defecation, especially as a source of sexual arousal.

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      2 months ago

      Same. It took me a bit to get the settings how Iiked them and figure out the gameplay loop. But now I think it is similar to Red Dead 2 or a Ghost Recon game. And it’s set on gorgeous Star Wars maps.

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          People call RDR2 a masterpiece and yes it’s very beautiful and very detailed. But the gameplay systems and controls don’t really feel quite right to me, and I feel the same the same way about Star Wars Outlaws. Plus to me the games just feel similar when you’re wandering around big wide open areas.

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          Not a surprising comparisong though, It certainly borrows a lot of elements from Red Dead. But it’s also mixed with some Assassins’s Creed, Division and even Witcher elements.

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      2 months ago

      Look, everyone has their own style of wearfare. Some people show up in full battle rattle with mirror finished armor. Others show up to look good.

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      I read somewhere that the armor distributes blaster bolt shock through it so all the Stormtroopers get knocked unconscious. They don’t die, otherwise they may as well not wear it at all as they fall over after one blaster bolt.

      But as with everything in Star Wars lore, that’s probably a desperate retcon.

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        It also removes any sense or individuality. Contrasted with clones who frequently customised their armour.

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    2 months ago

    Over the years I have learned to pay attention to certain keywords that made me be extra careful about games advertised. So when I heard of AAAA, I immediately knew that CEO was on ketamine and the game will start as a dumpster fire.

    See you again in six months. Maybe it will be in an acceptable state by then.

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      Sir, this is Ubisoft.

      In 6 months everyone will have forgotten all about this and be playing the next shitty Far Cry game and complaining how it’s an $80 unfinished mess.

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      2 months ago

      At this point what is “a” game means. Aaaa means this than why not just grade it aa?

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        Its all about money and development team size. A is generally indie, AA is a small-medium teams, AAA is large teams. AAAA is marketing terminology because everyone thought that AAA just meant better.

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    2 months ago

    You can see every moment a senior dev went to management and asked for time or money to develop a certain type of interaction and were told no every single time.

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    2 months ago

    Most of these design decisions look like they were made to make the game incredibly bland and safe for a 5 year old to play.

    Are you an outlaw or are you a big cuddly bear?

    Who is this made for?

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    I mean… all these glitches really seem tame compared to skyrim on launch. Talk about a dumpster fire but it’s one of the best selling games of the century.

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        Yeah, this Ubislop will be forgotten, we will poke fun at its glitches. Then forget they even made this game with Star Wars window dressing. If they had tried to capture people’s imaginations (but fell just short enough like Skyrim) we’d probably be talking about this game for years to come. Star Wars: Outlaws is just an overhyped cash grab.

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    2 months ago

    I can’t even remember the last time I saw an open world game where thr main character instantly drowns in water.

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      Why putting in a feature that the game doesn’t need?

      That’s said, the way this game handles it is horrible. At least have the protagonist walk back when near the deep water or something

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        That’s because, considering the bosses you have to fight, every character is weighted down by their enormous balls.

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    2 months ago

    I’m not defending Ubisoft games, but I don’t get why people have such high expectations of them. I don’t recall the last Ubisoft game I played, but they seem like chill podcast games to me, I just turn my brain off and just take in the scenery.