Now they’ll say all these stories are terrible. Well, these stories have, you know, you heard my story in the boat with the shark, right? I got killed on that. They thought I was rambling. I’m not rambling. We can’t get the boat to float. The battery is so heavy. So then I start talking about asking questions. You know, I have an, I had an uncle who was a great professor at MIT for many years, long, I think the longest tenure ever. Very smart, had three different degrees and you know, so I have an aptitude for things. You know, there is such a thing as an aptitude. I said, well, what would happen if this boat is so heavy and started to sink and you’re on the top of the boat. Do you get electrocuted or not? In other words, the boat is going down and you’re on the top, will the electric currents flow through the water and wipe you out? And let’s say there’s a shark about 10 yards over there. Would I have to immediately abandon or could I ride the electric down and he said, sir, nobody’s ever asked us that question. But sir, I don’t know. I said, well, I want to know because I guarantee you one thing, I don’t care what happens. I’m staying with the electric, I’m not getting over with it. So I tell that story. And the fake news they go, he told this crazy story with electric. It’s actually not crazy. It’s sort of a smart story, right? Sort of like, you know, it’s like the snake, it’s a smart when you, you figure what you’re leaving in, right? You’re bringing it in the, you know, the snake, right? The snake and the snake. I tell that and they do the same thing.
We can’t get the boat to float. The battery is so heavy.
Aircraft carriers,.oil tankers and container ships. Shit, how to they do it? Magic? Explain, Mr. MIT professor ancestor, I mean Mr. Convicted Felon Rapist.
I guess this was all said in Newspeak then:
~Orange Turd 22 June 24… Double Plus Good!
Aircraft carriers,.oil tankers and container ships. Shit, how to they do it? Magic? Explain, Mr. MIT professor ancestor, I mean Mr. Convicted Felon Rapist.
Fill the batteries with water so they’re more in tune with the ocean.
Okay but what if there’s a shark?
Then you can pet it and feel how smooth it is
As a veteran scuba instructor, I have touched dozens of sharks with my bare hands. Every one had very rough skin, like medium sandpaper.
Indeed. Placoid scales are a defining feature of Elasmobranchs.
that’s why they swim so smooth in the ocean.
that or a few million years of evolution
I don’t know what to tell you, I’m petting a shark right now and it’s like touching silk. In both directions, couldn’t be smoother
Where did you get this transcript from?
If you told me an AI generated this random ass speech, I would tell you to go back to the drawing board.
Whaaattttt hahahah is there a recording of this?
Yup! It happended during a rally. Google Trump boats and sharks.