It’s definitely the racism

Keeping doctors away would significantly impact their profit

See!!! This is why communism is bad!! Since you’ve started turning everything to the left, it’s all come apart!!

This joke doesn’t work on tatooine

Here’s a video detailing the process for those interested 😀

https://youtu.be/YJr-kHy6STg?si=CugU2ezd6KZI5wDA

Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes

I was on Amazon the other day buying a replacement light.

A little banner on the item description advertised the new 2024 model. It has “ai integration” of some sort. Same price. I actively chose the older model. I can’t be the only one who thinks like this.

Nothing personal, my lack of understanding is what made me giggle :)

The phrase “pre-melted” is making me chuckle. If it’s pre-melted, surely it’s frozen? If it’s frozen, isn’t that just ice?

Probably just as difficult as justifying the “AI” component of this light: https://amzn.eu/d/08yAcZpp

14 seconds in the dungeon seems only fair

Something feels funny about “an European”. I’m pretty sure I’d say “A European”, but I have no idea what rule is triggering me to say that.

Damn English is all over the place.

Taught us the US pledge. I don’t remember there actually being a flag in the room, but it was a good 30 years ago

I live in Ireland, we had an American teacher visit our school for a year. She taught us the pledge, it stands out as one of the stranger memories of my childhood. That and her repeated “they didn’t want bush any more, they wanted Clinton”. Which should give you some sort of hint of how long ago this was.

I run into the same problem when I see ATM in a sign

You could always follow in the footsteps of these bus drivers:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/22/french-bus-drivers-skirts-dress-code-nantes

Did you guys know if you VPN through Albania, you don’t see YouTube adverts?

I sure as hell didn’t until a few weeks ago.

Anyway, do whatever you want to with this information :)

Yeah because people are doubting this guys masculinity

It is clever enough to not let you save the key to the same drive that’s encrypted. If you print to PDF the print dialogue box doesn’t care where you save the PDF.

I think I saw videos of you last week on one of those revenge porn sites. You were going to town on yourself. I’m guessing you didn’t send the bitcoin?