There is this classic:

Yeah, the OIL joke is 20 years old.

We have so much more you can make fun of.

Just don’t vote for Biden! When he loses, he’ll see the error of his ways in supporting a genocide. Then next electio- oh… oh…

The past few months to a year or so we’ve seen a total restructure of the internet. Reddit, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube have been actively scaring away their user bases.

It’s resulting in a split and divided internet. Like the days of old. Fediverse ActivityPub integration is the only thing that can undo that and revive these all-in-one style communications platforms.

I’m curious to see if it will be better or worse.

There was a hand wave. 👋

That joke was hilarious and you all liked it.

Can’t relate.

You know what would help?

Buying my Jpeg-err, NFTs.

Here’s an NFT of Trump riding a dragon and punching satan, it’s only $200 million dollars~

It’ll go to the moon, I pinky promise.

/jk

Debian is more stable.

Not again.

Just when I was hoping to see some fan games start popping up, we’re gonna get Spyro 4: It’s about Slime or whatever. And they’ll probably lock it behind their stupid blizzard launcher and it will be console exclusive before it makes it to pc etc. etc.

I’m done. I loved Spyro, but it’s time to let a dead franchise rest in peace.

We really need more browser engines floating around.

As of now we really only have 3, Webkit, Firefox Gecko, and Chromium Blink.

Everything is based on these 3. And I know, technically chromium and firefox are both based on webkit, but they’re so far gone from webkit they function as their own engines.

This is it. This is 100% it.

“I suffered, so should you.”

The American dream.

Okay, next plan is to start buying non-windows keyboards.

This is a band-aid solution to a problem caused by a larger issue.

Since in the US driving is an implied requirement for transportation, the barrier to entry for driving a car is absurdly low.

This is a bad solution to a bad problem caused by decades of bad decisions.

Linux

GOTO Hell isn’t correct and will lead to a syntax error

20 GOTO 4311 is technically correct but you’re actually going to hell for writing your script this way.

Three reminders:

The president isn’t the only position of power in the US, it’s just the most public and obvious one.

A vote against or withdrawn from Biden is a vote for Trump.

If Biden wins, we can try a new candidate in the next election. If Trump wins there won’t be a next election.

If this isn’t a modern game masquerading as a ps1 era game I’m gonna be really surprised.

This has all the same vibes as the Backrooms.

A bad standard adds to the pile.

A good standard crushes the pile.

Example: Git and Linux.

Proof: what are the other source management softwares? (Don’t mention Mercurial, that’s cheating).

Also for Linux, it’s down to the license and history. Linux isn’t a bad investment because all commits directly to the kernel are given freely to all. And it’s not Unix. It doesn’t have the stain of AT&T and their sue happy ways. Also Linux dominates all computer markets except for user desktops. Servers, phones, application specific utilities, etc.