The absurdity of late stage capitalism makes the onion only report the news slightly wrong but years before the event actually happens.
The absurdity of late stage capitalism makes the onion only report the news slightly wrong but years before the event actually happens.
Vibrators, studfinders and prescription glasses too. Why not?
I’d like to have my electric toothbrush vibrate a song into my teeth. A song of my choosing from my home server in my house. I’d like to be made with open source software and ssh into it with eliptical keys and no passwords.
Bags of chips have kind of always been mostly air.
Musk is an amazing bullshit artist.
This one is not real but Wizards of the Coast sent the Pinkertons to a youtuber for showing new cards before the official release date.
I didn’t know about this until i saw this video. I guess youtube contributing to the drama does increase engagement of the kayfabe for small time content creators to create content out of. Which in turn allows them to create more videos to sell ad space and mine the preferences of their users longer.
make sure to use the food grade diatomacious earth FYI.
Corporations are not people. They are held to a completely different ethical standard to make the world suffer. That is the American way.
That’s kind of expensive to get them into space. It also creates the possibility of a kessler event with the space junk. Elon Musk has contributed enough for that problem. We can reduce the space pollution of strapping landlords to rockets by getting them high enough to where they still don’t go into orbit, but also return to earth with as much contact with the atmosphere on the way down going terminal velocity and oxidize their living body/ corpse. A nice touch would be to make the carbon nanomaterials from hemp if possible. If we can continuously industrialize a process of doing this in an environmentally sustainably way we might make this the new socialist cremation process for funerary purposes. Who wouldn’t love to know that their body will become a shooting star streaking across the sky?
Freedom from accountability for anyone with political power. Freedom to be as racist as you want towards minorities. Freedom to kill minorities with impunity. Freedom for the capitalist class to abuse workers for even greater profits. These are the freedoms that these fascist fucks desire.
I’d like to hear the youtuber Finnish Bolshevik’s take on this in particular.
This is why Linux is the most based option.
Happy to see this bot again!
As a Hippocratic physician, I suspect you are lacking a sense of your humors.
Why can’t they just put it in the packaging and not in the cheese itself?
If true, cool, but I don’t think that is convincing to anyone that disagrees in the slightest.
You can talk about his accomplishments of tactically industrializing the agrarian country to an industrial power quickly to eliminate the nazi threat, which is more punchy than
“people talk shit about me now, but wait a few generations and they’ll say i was right”
Pirate all of your DND books folks.
“What’s most important to understand is that the machines do not take or store any photos or images, and an individual person cannot be identified using the technology in the machines,” the statement said. “The technology acts as a motion sensor that detects faces, so the machine knows when to activate the purchasing interface — never taking or storing images of customers.”
Thats kind of sus, but thats only for a very minor effect.
The only real concern if it was connected to wifi because it ran on windows and who knows if someone was capturing that data.