The problem with this idea is that everything was already gone before the universe started, and here we are.

IP? MAC? Same

Unique fingerprint? Most likely the same with your “private” stuff.

So you have this thing called “head” that you can play copyrighted games with? We’ll need to confiscate that.

But can it run Crysis with ray tracing?

Notice me, senpai.

Not just Gaza, USA is the biggest arms dealer in the world.

And here I thought $2 was a bit too much.

He’s so cute.

Ok, you got me. What is your country?

It’s not like I want to see it, but I’m this down the thread it’s too late to stop. Bring it on.

It was a joke

Narrator: Of course, it wasn’t.

How do you know it’s close to the end? Simple: just swallow plutonium dioxide and it sure will be.

They probably already know all Nazi techniques.

So you can edit something significant and just add “edit: typo”.

Ah, an honest journalism at last

Btw USA is the 12th richest country on Earth according to World Bank GDP per capita statistics

Well, Telegram uses 690 MiB on my system and Thunderbird uses 1.1 GiB.

So why is the US still occupying parts of Syria now when ISIS is long gone?

Muh Lenin?