that’s funny because “nods, satisfied” is the title of my sex tape.

if they find out who took it, they tell him it’s

Not yo cheese!

notyo cheese!

nacho cheese.

I’m completely ignorant to Lemmys comment markup.

nah man I ain’t filling out that shit list.

leave that shit to Doug.

isn’t that where we’re supposed to be storing our scheckles?

or they melt?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WV4UG1JHqVofI6KveA

wait until after puberty. it starts to feel different down there.

probably only gets 10 miles per gas grass or ass.

I just figured there’d be an adult dor and we’re eating the little kids spawned from the dor’s succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.

“Look at that beta male, not even asserting his dominance over the couches!”

-JD Vance, probably

I was on that side a bit and the thinking was if we aren’t united behind Biden, tRUmp will divide and conquer the rest. I think we were just trying to show solidarity. we all knew he was weekend at Bernie-ING but didn’t think/know how positive it would be on this side of that decision. so for that, sorry.

I always figured Russian values were 9.8m^2

you know … terminal… velocity from falling out of buildings.

I heard the upper class folks dubbed this one

“cheeseburger ramifications”

well hi there!

I bet Vances gamer tag is c0uc)-(fux0r

or maybe xXxLoveSeatFacexXx

or maybe (0u(hfu(k32

im giving him pw ideas aren’t i

I heard noopnoop say got-dayum to that one.

yo mama so fat the injuns tried circling her and …well they… couldn’t.

mofo prob thought the shit said NAMBLA