He must have watched the Yellowstone 1923 series and felt bad.

Or a baby threatening me with a knife

Punching a knife might be worse

I make $30 an hour putting potatoes on a shelf

Even so working there does not suck

Trader Joe’s ice cream is better

If he wasn’t scared he would do the interview. If he is afraid it would make him look bad he wouldn’t do the interview.

That’s fear.

Didn’t say it was the right thing to do. Ever since Carter’s loss which cause Democrats to go to the right because they thought it would get them votes, it’s really gone downhill.

Picking a turd taco or shit sandwich really doesn’t taste good.

This time it feels like a shotgun to the face or a shit sandwich.

Normally I would agree, but it seems riskier this time around to have that mindset. Trump and his people want to do some serious damage and I believe that they will put in all the effort they can to do it.

It’s actually scary this time round

You would think religious people would say this is a sign. They probably do but apply it in the wrong direction.

Professional asshole here

Elaborate please

Somebody tell Hannibal Buress that time ain’t doin it’s job. We need outside help.

Freethrow paper towels

I wholeheartedly disagree. Not only is it much more effort, it’s a blazing bright sign that a girl that’s not completely nuts is that into me, it’s way more of a turn on.

Yeah, the dude is fighting for his nation’s survival and he’s been pretty successful at it. It sucks he has to do it, but I understand exactly why he did.

Got a discount dog from the pound. It had been adopted and the returned.

I was thinking sweet a $31 dog

Nope. 16 years later I still have this nightmare of an animal

Hey man! nice shot.

Yeah, it’s kinda built in

No, but I will today