I ate some raw ground beef in my sleep a few days ago and woke up dry heaving. That was not fun.

Over 75 million people in this country are about to do that.

Don’t like it? Get out and vote.

It ain’t right we have to let them go.

You can never go back.

I know how to touch type in Colemak but not Qwerty. Is this a sign of autism?

Doing so would guarantee a victory for Trump so he might as well throw his support behind him.

I last about 5 minutes when I go on there before the negativity starts hurting my head. That and I’m always under the impression it’s a bunch of bots.

For instance, someone will ask a stupid question like “isn’t that illegal?” and then a reply will follow stating the obvious but with an extremely negative tone. It’s just weird there. I’m pretty sure it’s mostly bots.

Dude! Another Heilung fan. I’m seeing them in April at Red Rocks in Colorado.

As a man I’m so afraid of being a mansplainer that I just don’t talk about much. Then women ask me why I’m so quiet all the time

The “left” in America is dead. Let’s not pretend Biden is anywhere close to it.

Still voting for him, though. The other guy is going to kill us all.

That’s the /b/ and most recently /pol/ boards. Very few campaigns come from other boards. /g/ is the “technology” board.

This joke may originate from 4chan’s /g/ board. There’s a lot of very talented people on there that cross dress or are trans. I can confirm they are NEETs, though.

Everything you pointed out is extremely dishonest at best. You act like I haven’t seen the same footage. You’re a liar and you have an agenda. I wasn’t born yesterday. Good try, though.

If your burrito doesn’t stay closed, the person making your burrito had no idea what the hell they were doing. This is a Chipotle problem.

I’m not a fan of him, but there’s absolutely no evidence Biden has dementia. He’s got a speech impediment and you’re kinda a dick for calling that dementia.

Dick.

I believe in gun control but I pack appendix carry and have a 0.8 second draw. Too many lunatics are allowed to own guns these days.

My current state.

I’m going through a divorce and living in my mom’s guest bedroom.

The only thing keeping me going is the dream of my very own apartment. I’ve got quite a few shitty months ahead of me before that happens. I’m losing my house, my wife, my stepkid, and my three favorite cats in the world. I hate this, but it has to happen.

I bet I could beat that.

I own 3 cats and feel like I could tell which one was mine between two identical cats. There’s a special feeling when you see your cat. I can tell my cats on my security cameras from other neighborhood cats that look similar.

Nah, sorry. If you’ve got a lazy teenager (or even adult) living rent free in your basement, you have every right to pressure them about finding a job.