It does. Christians always say that Jesus is cumming.
It does. Christians always say that Jesus is cumming.
This is plausible and yes I’d quite prefer to attribute early Christmas displays to astronomical asynchronicities, rather than to capitalist greed, consumerism, and overconsumption.
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oh good, if this technology is on the horizon, I will continue to resist the urge to establish starlink service. I will wait until my android phone has this built in.
If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.
The thing with old frugal people is they would buy Christmas cards after Christmas when the Christmas cards are on sale so they would save money for sending out Christmas card the next year. That is the best scenario for buying Christmas things out of season.
Was the angle acute? Or was the angle obtuse?
“The angel came in unto her.”
Interpret that as you will.
The angel came through the door and into her abode?
Or the angel CAME into her vagina?
Hey all you modern-day meat eaters out there, raise your hand if you’ve ever actually killed an animal.
No one?
That’s what I thought.
And I’m dying to know, who are the weirdos who get the urge to buy things like that right now? who are those weirdos?
I’m kinda thinking there are no people who feel the urge to buy Christmas things in the peak of summer. It’s all just marketing and placement isn’t it? shame on Costco
I keep clicking this thumbnail because bright colorful fluffy animals.
I keep reading the text and not comprehending anything.
Please don’t let her kick.
Any song by that caterwauling band R. E. M.
And in his '80s now he’s most likely wearing a wig and a fake mustache to keep up that character look he created
If you read the instructions on pepper spray, it tells you to spray it once a month. You’re going to run out if you spray it once a month whether or not you’re actually using it for a self-defense purposes.
Nair does not disintegrate skin. It disintegrates hair.
Then pour nair down the drain
Jackbox gives me an abdominal workout from laughter
Nah, see when you turn 50 you can only have sex once a year, but you need to get into a time machine and go back to 2014.
As a small child in the 1970s-80s, I felt uncomfortable with Queen.
I think they were just a bit ahead of their time.