I still can’t believe nobody’s used a drone to spark up that goat. Now they let it live for so many years that Mother Nature had to step in and send in the birds.

It’s not hard to download a YouTube video as an mp3, so all you’ve gotta do is rip it from one of the many places it’s posted up.

When the felt kicks in.

I wonder why it’s in Korea of all places. Twitter may be an international disaster, but he’s not trying to ruin their Medicare.

Now ask the non-Christians need to do a class action lawsuit lol

Don’t forget the duct tape.

Within Temptation covering Radioactive by Imagine Dragons.

Nothing can beat the official music video’s surreal hilarity though.

Poverty. Not for lack of resources or ability, but for lack of will.

Cool story bro.

They’ve done it before, they’ll do it again. Just give it time and with abundance of idiots helping it along, soon the Maga bird flu will be the hot new COVID.

Amongst everything others have said, if you get sucked into an interview or press conference, directly and firmly state that, for the record, you are not suicidal and that if you should die, it was absolutely not suicide. You believe that you’ve become a target and fear for your safety and life.

It doesn’t matter if you believe yourself to be a target in the privacy of your head. Always say that you are early, often, loudly, and to anyone who will listen.

Switch to powder, your wallet will thank you.

How about no.

Not surprising given that they’re designed to get lost or broken in less than a year. It’s almost like they need something to keep them from falling onto the ground when they slip out of your ear. Some kind of tether, linking them to each other and a larger, harder to lose object. If only some such device could be invented, it would solve the problem. Alas, I guess we’ll just have to learn to live with the problem.

I don’t get it, I put the hot ceramic right on the freezing snow, it should have been fine!

They forgot the small amount of gravel.

He had no clue how to run a company either, unless you count “into the ground.”

Oh snap the broken clock was right for once.

These stupid sensors don’t do anything useful, they’re just a needlessly excessive expense when they need to be replaced.