Blackout

Everybody says his joker is the best

Rich people just doing what they always done. Kick indigenous peoples off their land and give them STDs.

Ok, Reason #1 is

Reddit is post human now. Just need bots to keep it alive.

No, there’s a reason

Friend? What is this friend thing?

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Gray’s Sports Almanac 1950-2000.

He was making Eric go back to college for a law degree but Eric went to Disneyland instead and blew the tuition on Dole whips

People are broke and broken. They don’t care anymore and settle for sugar frosted cardboard for dinner. This guy is up there smiling and thinking “all this misery is great for business!”

Those hours are insane for a Grodge sale. 10hr days. I wonder if they have any used socks, I like them broken in.

Mrs. Doyle

When Mrs. Doyle offers you a cup of tea it is not a request!

Before toilets were invented people would designate a post in the village where you could drop your pants and lean against it while shitting. This was a major innovation from the previously used shit caltrops

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that’s how babby formed

The soothing music of Robert Evans’s nasally voice saying the word Raytheon

I bet they are going to cancel Putin’s Netflix account now. Could start WW3

Sometimes the signs for bipolar disorder are in easy to read bumper sticker format

Humans get to slowly raise the temperature of the world over 100 years until it causes a mass extinction event. It’s very effective.

I asked AI to make an image of me as a woman but all it showed was a giraffe. At least I was a good looking giraffe 🦒