“Screw up” not “shoot up”.

It is to a weed.

I also use my penis on hard mode.

He’s from Staines.

Sounds like the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.

Thank you for the great tip. I have turned this on.

1.5 billion views, I’d say that it’s more than a meme.

Take their guns away and give them acorns.

Known as a Bearded Tit round these parts.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodom_and_Gomorrah

“The beetle builds a pupal chamber out of its own feces.”

“Write me an opening statement defending against charges filed under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.”

Sounds like you can legally fuck it.

Found in acid rain and cancer cells.

I can’t speak for everyone but I see something Japanese then I upvote it, doesn’t matter what it is.

Sushi, Bullet train, Bonsai, Anime, Bukkake, Haiku

It makes more sense than Monty Python.

I don’t know how it’s possible to feel more protected when you’re entirely made out of spikes, but OK.

Is it that important? I always think of it like it’s nothing.

The worst thing is that she’s not even in the bottom three Prime Ministers any more.

What you talkin’ about, Willis?