Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
Ah well sucks to suck I guess they’re doomed to die together.
Let me see the human from the back
That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Yeah, but I’ve already done that. So
You busy tonight? So
I learned I’m not into that. So
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.Looks like an elf to me!
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
You might be taking the internet too seriously
You might take me too seriously
Seriously might be taking too internet
Might seriously taking me, too
Unprocessed salami?
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey
horse maybe, but donkey? they’re very specifically working creatures and using them for anything other than pet food wouldn’t make sense.
How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don’t think you’re talking about when a family farm’s donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I’m honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.
Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol
Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do?
Like a Hoover vacuum
My friend wants to know if it’s important to you that she’s female?
Yes would choose her a thousand times. Starting with a nice one sided BJ and then we are taking turns riding each other. Nothing in the meme tells me i cant
She is a woman. I’m not sure what you’re trying to say.
My friend was wondering if you could would feel the same way if it was a man, you know, out of interest, and whether if it was, say, completely at random, a guy in his late twenties with curly black hair and a slight beer belly but he’d be willing to reciprocate so in some senses he’d be the best of both worlds, if that were of interest to you. He was wondering. My friend. Entirely hypothetically. Uhm…
Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.
Slithly
I think this typo has potential.
I’m curious
Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
This is the only acceptable answer
\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
You can only pick one.
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
The cocks are the same size. Huge.
I’m a sucker for a sandy she cock
Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it
Choose the first one, a talking donkey
Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.
Everybody likes a little ass
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Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
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Toot your own horn! Tee hee.
Anyway, nice cock, bro.And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, bit I got too phat.
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