Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho
I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
Ah well sucks to suck I guess they’re doomed to die together.
Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
I’m curious
Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?
I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
You can only pick one.
Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
The cocks are the same size. Huge.
I’m a sucker for a sandy she cock
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Donkeys don’t drink coffee.
I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
Let me see the human from the back
Choose the first one, a talking donkey
Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.
I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Pack it in guys this is the comment.
Everybody likes a little ass
The Shrek paradox
I don’t remember this scene in Shrek
That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
It was the rule 34 version.
\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
