Some of the posts in this community are just crazy out of whack.
My shower thoughts are always repeating cycles of “fuuuuuuuck this feels niiiiiiiiice” and “time to turn up the heat a smidge.” Am I doing it wrong?
my shower thoughts are always “God damnit get this shit over with, I want to get out of this fucking water coffin already… I wonder what would happen if you cooked rice in milk? GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT WE HAVE STAR TREK SONIC SHOWERS YET”
Yes. Not enough daydreaming about winning arguments, mixed with intrusive thoughts and general self-loathing.
Excuse me, but do you know how many people I have to kill to take a shower around here?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s. You’re not allowed to shower around here. You have to go home to do that.
OP, If the world doesn’t fit your expectations, it best to change them because you’re not going to change the world.
Are you telling OP to break into peoples houses and force shower them?
That’d be the opposite of what I said.
Waking up ricky is dumb…
Yeah. But they have great ideas
Instructions unclear, I’m being added to a list now
Oof, shots fired.
all wounds septic
anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it’s shower time.
Don’t you like… Feel the need to wash on your skin? No microcontrollers required?
We have a great macrocontroller, a brain.
Maybe not as reliable but definitely easier to program.
Except those times where it just stops writing to log files. Sometimes I’ll be in the shower zoned out and find myself on the last step of my routine without remembering completing any of the steps.
Yes, I, too, feel very real emotions like a desire to run water over my human skin. I definitely do not require microcontrollers to instruct me on when it is time to do so! Just like all completely normal humans. Of which I am one.
Not always, I’ll often forget to shower until I look in the mirror and realize my hair needs to be washed. Peak pandemic I’d sometimes go a few weeks without showering until I could smell myself. Just not something that’s on my mind most of the time.
Oh well, fair enough. Glad you found a solution that works for you.
OP doesn’t lie
forgot ro shower for a few days
My doctor called that depression.
Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?
Nah, they didn’t say anything about implementing voice activation by the command “engage”.
I don’t know how I’m going to recover from this burn…
Lukewarm water helps prevent the skin from peeling or shrinking at the burn site
Take a shower
I don’t know this one. It might be too advanced for my Duolingo…how about
Por favor, haces una lavarse pronto!
Mustache, or huge gaping mouth?
I cunt believe you’ve done this…
you guys have thoughts?
An excruciating number, yes
You guys?
Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die
I’m only subbed because I’m too disabled to shower myself.
Go pester Link ya judgemental fuck.
BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
c/MoulderingThoughts
Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.
Bro u shower too much
Once a day is definitely not too much.
ELI5
Everyone in this comment section needs to stop what they’re doing and switch to Arch. I use Arch btw. Did you know that you don’t have to regularly take a shower to be allowed to use Arch?
Maybe because the oldentimes r/showerthoughts was explicitly NOT for thoughts that came to you in the shower. They were kinda strickt about it and stoned your snoo to death if you dared.