It’s missing the part where the instructions are literally “Boil for 5-7 minutes. Serve.”
Yeah, but what if I misread it? Or i forgot how much time these noodles cook for cause the noodles I cooked yesterday took 9-10 minutes.
Yep. Everytime
Occasionally I get in the habit of putting it on the counter next to me.
Then after a few times of doing that successfully my brain says to throw it away because surely I will remember how long this time and it is back to trash can diving.
Same
I love how controversial this is. You really hit a nerve!
the sacred texts
I gave up on this and just wing it now. It’s not always perfect, but it’s premade, and I just blame it on the company.
I somehow managed to memorize the instructions for Kraft Mac & Cheese, despite being as horribly ADHD as everyone else in these comments.
- Boil 6 cups of water
- Add pasta, boil 7-8 minutes (personally I’ve found that 6½ minutes is the sweet spot; any more and the pasta turns mushy)
- Drain pasta, return to pot
- Mix in 4 tbsp butter (half a stick) and 1/4 cup milk (I skip the milk and add a handful of shredded cheddar instead.)
And then of course you should spice it up with a protein like bacon, tuna, lobster, or surimi. I also like to add half a bag of frozen peas sometimes. Or onions and tomatoes to compliment the meat, then bake in the oven like a casserole. Season with your choice of black pepper, old bay, and/or garlic powder (or all three). Top with breadcrumbs if that’s your thing (personally not a fan).
Why not just delay throwing the box away until you’re finished cooking?
Because that’s not how it works or we wouldn’t be on this post having this chat, probably. ;)