Nice!

Vicious

Stupid fucks

How to make friends (by Loki)

1. Casually approach from behind
2. Slap that rear! Done! Now you have a new friend! :D Please don’t test it yourself it applies to Loki only

Nice jumpy fella

So… Bullocks is plural form od bullock which mean “a small bull”?

For me this is not “fuck cars”, it’s more about “fuck stupid idiot trashy human beings”. But you know… If I was a kid i wouldn’t like to breath in car fumes, so maybe it is “fuck cars” after all

Hey, nice smasnug! But don’t hold it upside down by the stand. Learned the hard way 😔🙏

Never! I’m just gonna use modified apk untill viruses corrupt my system files or Spotify bankrupt from their lack of MY MONEY! Mwahaha!

Name checks out. Haha, cheers!

My paycheck

Yes

You just have to pour whole bucket of Mr. Clean All Purpose Cleaner

You really like this headset

is cat

Can we have Mr Resetti?

• We have Mr Resetti at home

I like it too but have no idea about its origins

Now I’m a better, more educated man. Thank you!

Nah! I’ve just learned that there’s a breed called devon rex and those have fur (very short tho) and look super cool! Might even say that (in my opinion) they look better than sphinxes 👀

What in shaved hell happened to the cat? Don’t tell me it’s sphinx I can see those single whiskers!